Seeing Your Ex in Public with Your New Significant Other


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LOL...has this ever happened and you see them and wonder what the hell happened? Meaning, they have not aged well etc....and you are glad you didn't continue the relationship because of how they turned out physically.
 



Man me and some of my co-workers were talking about this just the other day. lol. One of them saw an ex of his and stated that he would have to take her off his resume now because he can't tell anyone that he used to hit that. LMAO.

I just like to see the look on the face thinking of the wild little things I used to do them. lol
 
I chose well, I think, and none of them know about each other because I was always "their friend like a brother." Was in a pappa-d's a few recent w/ one foreign and bumped into one domestic leaving and be damned if I didn't go to the bar and saw yet another former domestic. Both of those are 50 year olds and would easily put 22 year old females to shame.

As I left the spot w/ Ms Venuzeula, I thought to self..."you raggedy old decrepit muthafugga'...you have EXCELLENT taste :D ."
 
Man me and some of my co-workers were talking about this just the other day. lol. One of them saw an ex of his and stated that he would have to take her off his resume now because he can't tell anyone that he used to hit that. LMAO.

I just like to see the look on the face thinking of the wild little things I used to do them. lol

Man, I got a few from my early days that I wouldn't publicly admit to right now.

My wife and I ran in to two of my ex's in different places. One is still sexy, gained some weight but the weight looks good on her. She just has three kids by two different dudes. She was very nice when she saw us....gave me a hug and told my wife that we were in a relationship before I could tell her.

The second one is what this focus is on....my wife was like "damn she look old as fuck." LMAO!!!! All I could think was, "I dodged a bullet like a MOFO.":D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Man I was like damn....she was so beautiful and lively when we were together now she looks like a old maid. Nothing sexy at all....I was like damn I should have kept with my first mind and holla at her friend like I was supposed to.

@Bewildered
 
My wife and I ran in to two of my ex's in different places. One is still sexy, gained some weight but the weight looks good on her. She just has three kids by two different dudes. She was very nice when she saw us....gave me a hug and told my wife that we were in a relationship before I could tell her.

The second one is what this focus is on....my wife was like "damn she look old as fuck." LMAO!!!! All I could think was, "I dodged a bullet like a MOFO.":D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Man I was like damn....she was so beautiful and lively when we were together now she looks like a old maid. Nothing sexy at all....I was like damn I should have kept with my first mind and holla at her friend like I was supposed to.

@Bewildered

We need to let the past stay where it is brah; back yonda' in the past. :D

Typical convo:

Her: Hey now I ain't seen't you in 30 years...
Me: Hey girl. Lookin' good.
Her: You sangle? Where yo' wife @?
Me: ::confused smiley:: *thinking to self... "I ain't seen this gul in 30 years and her first question is are you single? * .... *red flag* :D *

As we elder, the realness of certain females who fvcked their life off w/ a sorry SOB is staring them squarely in the face as they attempt to find their earthly Jesus to save their raggedy chose wrong ass. Those looks and that once former fine shape are fading so they try to move as quickly as possible to secure the services of earthly Jesus. :D
 
We need to let the past stay where it is brah; back yonda' in the past. :D

Typical convo:

Her: Hey now I ain't seen't you in 30 years...
Me: Hey girl. Lookin' good.
Her: You sangle? Where yo' wife @?
Me: ::confused smiley:: *thinking to self... "I ain't seen this gul in 30 years and her first question is are you single? * .... *red flag* :D *

As we elder, the realness of certain females who fvcked their life off w/ a sorry SOB is staring them squarely in the face as they attempt to find their earthly Jesus to save their raggedy chose wrong ass. Those looks and that once former fine shape are fading so they try to move as quickly as possible to secure the services of earthly Jesus. :D

LMAO!!!!!!
 
I be like hmmmmm, I wonder what that thang tasting lie now? If it's still tight or gotten fatter down there. I wonder if she can still go like she used to.
 
No vice versa, you ever been out with your girl and seen one of her ex's? One of my wife's ex's ended up joining our church in DC. One day he was walking out and the devil was in my ear telling me to whip his azz for the hell of it.
 
No vice versa, you ever been out with your girl and seen one of her ex's? One of my wife's ex's ended up joining our church in DC. One day he was walking out and the devil was in my ear telling me to whip his azz for the hell of it.

LMAO!!!!!

Man my wife used to get upset with me when we were dating because men would pass by and wave and I wouldn't even speak. I didn't give a shit if they were 2 or 102. My daddy told me not to speak to any nicca when you at your woman's house. Cats may think you soft and wanna test your gangster.

One day her cousin walked by and said "what up kin folk." I responded "nicca I don't know you." He called my wife (she was my fiance at the time) and told her "girl your future husband mean as hell...he don't speak." She explained to him why so he wanted to test me. Like he idiot he walk by again, "what up kin folk." I responded again, "nicca I don't know you." So of course he decides to walk in the yard towards....I immediately walk to my truck and open the door and as I was reaching under the seat he said "whoah whoah I'm just coming to introduce myself. I your wife's cousin." I responded, "so...nicca I don't know you." He got mad and left. At the wedding he came up to me when I was with her and "now you happy I'm her cousin." I responded, "nicca I don't know you."

That nicca still mad.
 
LMAO!!!!!

Man my wife used to get upset with me when we were dating because men would pass by and wave and I wouldn't even speak. I didn't give a shit if they were 2 or 102. My daddy told me not to speak to any nicca when you at your woman's house. Cats may think you soft and wanna test your gangster.

One day her cousin walked by and said "what up kin folk." I responded "nicca I don't know you." He called my wife (she was my fiance at the time) and told her "girl your future husband mean as hell...he don't speak." She explained to him why so he wanted to test me. Like he idiot he walk by again, "what up kin folk." I responded again, "nicca I don't know you." So of course he decides to walk in the yard towards....I immediately walk to my truck and open the door and as I was reaching under the seat he said "whoah whoah I'm just coming to introduce myself. I your wife's cousin." I responded, "so...nicca I don't know you." He got mad and left. At the wedding he came up to me when I was with her and "now you happy I'm her cousin." I responded, "nicca I don't know you."

That nicca still mad.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, never mind that tailgate catfish............LOL
 
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, never mind that tailgate catfish............LOL

Man real talk....another time an older dude comes up to me in the grocery store and says "hey man how you doing I know your girlfriend she told me so much about you." My response, "so, nicca." I walked off....come to find out it was he pastor who married us. LMAO!!!!! Man at the rehearsal dinner he brought that up...LMAO!!!!
 



No vice versa, you ever been out with your girl and seen one of her ex's? One of my wife's ex's ended up joining our church in DC. One day he was walking out and the devil was in my ear telling me to whip his azz for the hell of it.
When you get to 40 that want bother you. Lol
 
Man I'm to grown to be mad about a dude my old lady dated. Lol I speak to cats like y'all old ladies just to piss you off. Lol
 
Yeah man, it went away quick. I don't even care now and speak when I see him. That first day, it was about to be some furniture moving outside the Lord's house.

Bruh.....my wife's son (not my biological) calls me daddy and calls his biological father by his first name.
 
LMAO!!!!!

Man my wife used to get upset with me when we were dating because men would pass by and wave and I wouldn't even speak. I didn't give a shit if they were 2 or 102. My daddy told me not to speak to any nicca when you at your woman's house. Cats may think you soft and wanna test your gangster.

One day her cousin walked by and said "what up kin folk." I responded "nicca I don't know you." He called my wife (she was my fiance at the time) and told her "girl your future husband mean as hell...he don't speak." She explained to him why so he wanted to test me. Like he idiot he walk by again, "what up kin folk." I responded again, "nicca I don't know you." So of course he decides to walk in the yard towards....I immediately walk to my truck and open the door and as I was reaching under the seat he said "whoah whoah I'm just coming to introduce myself. I your wife's cousin." I responded, "so...nicca I don't know you." He got mad and left. At the wedding he came up to me when I was with her and "now you happy I'm her cousin." I responded, "nicca I don't know you."

That nicca still mad.

Man you sick. :D lol I cannot comment. It would show how mentally unstable I was if the reverse occurred w/ an ex- trying to intro her boyfriend/husband towards me. Hopefully past tense. :D lol
 
I ain't wanting to see NONE of them...we over. Done. Finis....if I see them before they see me, I turn the other way. I don't give them thought anymore. When I was in the relationship, I was in the relationship. Now that we aren't, GIT! Be happy...take yo ass on...
 
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