The Founder
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LOL...has this ever happened and you see them and wonder what the hell happened? Meaning, they have not aged well etc....and you are glad you didn't continue the relationship because of how they turned out physically.
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Man me and some of my co-workers were talking about this just the other day. lol. One of them saw an ex of his and stated that he would have to take her off his resume now because he can't tell anyone that he used to hit that. LMAO.
I just like to see the look on the face thinking of the wild little things I used to do them. lol
Man, I got a few from my early days that I wouldn't publicly admit to right now.
My wife and I ran in to two of my ex's in different places. One is still sexy, gained some weight but the weight looks good on her. She just has three kids by two different dudes. She was very nice when she saw us....gave me a hug and told my wife that we were in a relationship before I could tell her.
The second one is what this focus is on....my wife was like "damn she look old as fuck." LMAO!!!! All I could think was, "I dodged a bullet like a MOFO."
Man I was like damn....she was so beautiful and lively when we were together now she looks like a old maid. Nothing sexy at all....I was like damn I should have kept with my first mind and holla at her friend like I was supposed to.
@Bewildered
We need to let the past stay where it is brah; back yonda' in the past.![]()
Typical convo:
Her: Hey now I ain't seen't you in 30 years...
Me: Hey girl. Lookin' good.
Her: You sangle? Where yo' wife @?
Me: ::confused smiley:: *thinking to self... "I ain't seen this gul in 30 years and her first question is are you single? * .... *red flag**
As we elder, the realness of certain females who fvcked their life off w/ a sorry SOB is staring them squarely in the face as they attempt to find their earthly Jesus to save their raggedy chose wrong ass. Those looks and that once former fine shape are fading so they try to move as quickly as possible to secure the services of earthly Jesus.![]()
Okay...you are going on report......LOLI be like hmmmmm, I wonder what that thang tasting lie now? If it's still tight or gotten fatter down there. I wonder if she can still go like she used to.
No vice versa, you ever been out with your girl and seen one of her ex's? One of my wife's ex's ended up joining our church in DC. One day he was walking out and the devil was in my ear telling me to whip his azz for the hell of it.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, never mind that tailgate catfish............LOLLMAO!!!!!
Man my wife used to get upset with me when we were dating because men would pass by and wave and I wouldn't even speak. I didn't give a shit if they were 2 or 102. My daddy told me not to speak to any nicca when you at your woman's house. Cats may think you soft and wanna test your gangster.
One day her cousin walked by and said "what up kin folk." I responded "nicca I don't know you." He called my wife (she was my fiance at the time) and told her "girl your future husband mean as hell...he don't speak." She explained to him why so he wanted to test me. Like he idiot he walk by again, "what up kin folk." I responded again, "nicca I don't know you." So of course he decides to walk in the yard towards....I immediately walk to my truck and open the door and as I was reaching under the seat he said "whoah whoah I'm just coming to introduce myself. I your wife's cousin." I responded, "so...nicca I don't know you." He got mad and left. At the wedding he came up to me when I was with her and "now you happy I'm her cousin." I responded, "nicca I don't know you."
That nicca still mad.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, never mind that tailgate catfish............LOL
When you get to 40 that want bother you. LolNo vice versa, you ever been out with your girl and seen one of her ex's? One of my wife's ex's ended up joining our church in DC. One day he was walking out and the devil was in my ear telling me to whip his azz for the hell of it.
Yeah man, it went away quick. I don't even care now and speak when I see him. That first day, it was about to be some furniture moving outside the Lord's house.When you get to 40 that want bother you. Lol
Yeah man, it went away quick. I don't even care now and speak when I see him. That first day, it was about to be some furniture moving outside the Lord's house.
LMAO!!!!!
Man my wife used to get upset with me when we were dating because men would pass by and wave and I wouldn't even speak. I didn't give a shit if they were 2 or 102. My daddy told me not to speak to any nicca when you at your woman's house. Cats may think you soft and wanna test your gangster.
One day her cousin walked by and said "what up kin folk." I responded "nicca I don't know you." He called my wife (she was my fiance at the time) and told her "girl your future husband mean as hell...he don't speak." She explained to him why so he wanted to test me. Like he idiot he walk by again, "what up kin folk." I responded again, "nicca I don't know you." So of course he decides to walk in the yard towards....I immediately walk to my truck and open the door and as I was reaching under the seat he said "whoah whoah I'm just coming to introduce myself. I your wife's cousin." I responded, "so...nicca I don't know you." He got mad and left. At the wedding he came up to me when I was with her and "now you happy I'm her cousin." I responded, "nicca I don't know you."
That nicca still mad.
y'all do too...size 32 to a 42...Man when they go from a size four to a size 24. Whew! The sad part is I still get hard wondering if that puddin still gets hot for Daddy. Yes I'm sick. At least I admit it.......
Nothing wrong with a 42 CT. Lol. man, I aint seen a size 32 since 10th grade loly'all do too...size 32 to a 42...
you ain't 5'6" either...lolNothing wrong with a 42 CT. Lol. man, I aint seen a size 32 since 10th grade lol
CT, I didn't know you liked short men. Figured you was into the 6'2 or better brothers.you ain't 5'6" either...lol