Sayings that Old Folks Say...LMAO!!


If I tell you there is rat on the moon, don't ask questions, just get some cheese and go up there.
 

-Somebody need to take you to the woodshed

-You make ya bed hard, you gotta lay in it. (moms and momo)

-people die that aint never died before.

-shut up or ima give you something to cry for

-that gul gotcho nose wide open

-ima skin you alive.
 
If ands and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas

If if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk

You don't believe fat meat greasy, do you?

I can show you better than I can tell you

Get somewhere and sit down now, before I knock the black off you

Don't let yo mouth write no check that yo a$$ can't cash

Keep campaigning for this a$$ whoopin' and you gone get elected
 
96lioness said:
If ands and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas

If if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk

You don't believe fat meat greasy, do you?

I can show you better than I can tell you

Get somewhere and sit down now, before I knock the black off you

Don't let yo mouth write no check that yo a$$ can't cash

Keep campaigning for this a$$ whoopin' and you gone get elected
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:lol:
 
96lioness said:
If ands and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas

If if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk

You don't believe fat meat greasy, do you?

I can show you better than I can tell you

Get somewhere and sit down now, before I knock the black off you

Don't let yo mouth write no check that yo a$$ can't cash

Keep campaigning for this a$$ whoopin' and you gone get elected
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LMAO... I have heard all these.
 
96lioness said:
If ands and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas

If if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk

You don't believe fat meat greasy, do you?

I can show you better than I can tell you

Get somewhere and sit down now, before I knock the black off you

Don't let yo mouth write no check that yo a$$ can't cash

Keep campaigning for this a$$ whoopin' and you gone get elected
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gul...your ;peeps know my peeps
 
True story. . .

My mother-in-law told me this when I was dating my wife.

“Say something, I did not sleep with you this morning.”

I remained quiet and thinking to myself “What kind of freaky shyt about to go on in here” until my wife explained to me that was an old folks saying.
 

:lol: Yeah that was one of Aunt's in Sippi saying too. When you woke up and came in the kitchen she would be up early cooking breakfast and she would say "Well good morning to you too. Speak to folks in the morning child. I didn't sleep with your butt last night". :lol:

bigmanofds said:
True story. . .

My mother-in-law told me this when I was dating my wife.

“Say something, I did not sleep with you this morning.”

I remained quiet and thinking to myself “What kind of freaky shyt about to go on in here” until my wife explained to me that was an old folks saying.
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Probably one of my Daddy's all-time favorites:


"You can stay up/ stay out til 1minute before the sun rise, but when school/church start, you betta have yo a$$ in one of them seats!"



I'm guilty of having said that to my daughters too!
 
If yo auntie had a pecker she'd be yo Uncle
What doesn't come out in the rinse eventually comes out in the wash
Everything in life is on a wheel
The best sense you can get is some bought sense
Make sure to court a woman cause if you don't you very well could be sleeping with your enemy
Coming home after midnight......... "The only thing open after midnight is the hospital & some legs....... & you don't look sick"
I brought you into this world & I'll take yo azz out
You got one more time & it's gonna be me & you
You hear me but you don't hear me
 
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"Imma cut the blood out ya"

"Comes a time for every tub to stand on its on bottom"

" you look like *insert family name* around the eyes"

"Robbin peter to pay paul"

" I put my foot in it (food, usually greens)"

"Blind as a bat"

"Hank ridin your back"

"Dreamt of fishes"


Hold please....
 
My grandmother once told me she was going to whip my behind finer than cat hair. I still have no idea what it means. :noidea: :(
 
My favorites that were passed through my family....

"I'ma beat yo zzz till it rope like okra!!!"
"I ain't seen you in a month of Sundays..."
"So you think you shattin' in tall cotton now...." (usually after the purchase of something nice like a car or home)
 
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