Stormy
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A Catholic, a Baptist and a Charismatic died at the same time and each went to Heaven. Upon thier arrival they were told by St. Peter that their living quarters were not yet ready. St. Peter felt aweful about the situation and after a few moments of reflection called satan and asked him to put the three people up for a few days while their rooms are being finished. satan was unusually cordial and complied with St. Peters request. And so the three people literally went to hell.
A few hours later satan called St. Peter and said "You have to come get them. They must leave".
St. Peter was surprised and asked "Why?".
satan made a long sigh then answered, "The Catholic is forgiving everyone, the Baptist is saving everyone, and the Charismatic has almost raised enough money for air conditioning".
From Paster Joel Osteen: Lakewood Church; Houston, Texas
A few hours later satan called St. Peter and said "You have to come get them. They must leave".
St. Peter was surprised and asked "Why?".
satan made a long sigh then answered, "The Catholic is forgiving everyone, the Baptist is saving everyone, and the Charismatic has almost raised enough money for air conditioning".
From Paster Joel Osteen: Lakewood Church; Houston, Texas