Psychic Sonny!!!!!


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SONNY

The Future of Omega!!!!
Okay I've been flexing my Psionic muscles as of late and now Im here to help out my SWACPAGE Family.

Please just give you date of Birth and I will use my VAST Extra Sensory Perception powers and see your future and all that good stuff.

Post your date of birth: example - 3/17 (March 17) No year needed and post your question.
































for entertainment purposes only :D
 



Shamocha said:
Hmmm I'm bored so I'll bite.

8/18

What direction should I go in to make my 1st million?


You should take every penny you have, savings, 401K, IRA's, the money in your pocket and invest them in Man Hole covers. This will be the next big thing. TRUST.
Im also seeing love in your future. My psychic abilities are telling me you will date someone off the TSPN board. He will always be broke and needy, but he will satisfy you in the bedroom. I say its a fair trade off.

:D
Thank you come again.
 
CriTAUcal said:
8/13
Will I get along with my new co-workers?


Hmmmmmmmmmm a LEO huh?

LEO woman are always tricky.
I dont see a direct "YES" or "NO" in the Astral Plane.
The only image I see is you wearing an Orange jumpsuit with "FULTON COUNTY" on it on CNN with the bottem of the screen saying "POSTAL MOM" :xeye: I dont know if that's in the next 4 weeks or the next 4 years. Call back in a month.
You've recently had a new addition to your family I see. This child was born of love and passion. For some reason I see "World Famous" in his future.

:D
 
Blacknbengal said:


Dang, both of you all are Leos? I've should have known.

Yes, you should have known.

Sonny...you sure you didn't see a sugar daddy in that future somewhere?
 
SONNY said:
Hmmmmmmmmmm a LEO huh?

LEO woman are always tricky.
I dont see a direct "YES" or "NO" in the Astral Plane.
The only image I see is you wearing an Orange jumpsuit with "FULTON COUNTY" on it on CNN with the bottem of the screen saying "POSTAL MOM" :xeye: I dont know if that's in the next 4 weeks or the next 4 years. Call back in a month.
You've recently had a new addition to your family I see. This child was born of love and passion. For some reason I see "World Famous" in his future.

:D

:lmao:
 
Shamocha said:
Yes, you should have known.

Sonny...you sure you didn't see a sugar daddy in that future somewhere?

Nope, definitely a broke SWACPAGE ni99a is gonna be with you.
Sorry, try again next life.

:D
 
Vinita said:


That one's easy. As soon as I saw the date of birth a Vision popped in my head.

You will be happy but it will come at a price. A lost of a job, car, purse, or hair will lead you towards this happiness. I also see lots of CHILDREN in your immediate future!!!!

Stay away from animals in the horse, dog and rodent family.
My Psychic abilities also tell me that you need to buy another hat and or umbrella before Thursday.
:D
 



SONNY said:
That one's easy. As soon as I saw the date of birth a Vision popped in my head.

You will be happy but it will come at a price. A lost of a job, car, purse, or hair will lead you towards this happiness. I also see lots of CHILDREN in your immediate future!!!!

Stay away from animals in the horse, dog and rodent family.
My Psychic abilities also tell me that you need to buy another hat and or umbrella before Thursday.
:D


From where will these children come? They sure as HELL ain't coming from me. My procreating days are OVAH ...
 
ALPHA3 said:
Okay! 2/19


Okay, Okay.............:look:
Pisces are notorious Mistake makers. You have mad alot of Mistakes in your life Alpha3 including today. YOu should have never worn those shoes. :lol:
Just some ESP humour.

You will come across small pockets of money in the next couple of weeks. A dime here, a penny here, $20.00 here. You should spend this money as soon as you get it. The Moon and North star are not in alignment with you to have money on your person. I see "ROBBERY VICTEM" in your future. Do not have large sums of money on you. A robber cant steal what you dont have.

:D
 
Tony said:
You already know my Birthday,
So tell me the deal??


Follow directions team. Psychic powers are not to be trifiled with.
State your birthday please. :D
 
J4J said:


February 27 huh??????

I see you slimming down in the next 2-5 months. YOu will have an incredible sex voyage between November and February. I see you doing things you've never done before.

Stay away from no good VIRGO's, SAGS, and other PISCES woman. They will bring rain to your SONNY day.

Also stay away from Fads and cars made in Europe.
Wear more PURPLE in the next couple of weeks. :D
 
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