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MACKG

MACKG

a.k.a. NASTYNUPE
This is crazy!!!!

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:vomit:
 



That reminds me when I rushed 7 ounces of Everclear during my crab time at Valley..............

Y'all didn't want to see me that night.....:vomit:
 
DallasCowboyGirl said:
Wow! I couldn't help wishing I had 2,3 maybe 4 shots from that bottle.:D
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Get out my head! :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :nod:

But yeah, dude should be dayum near dead or in an alcoholic coma. :smh: ~still thinking about all da likka I dranked at my Bachelorette Party~ Good lawd. :what: :vomit: :lol:
 
KennyReno said:
That reminds me when I rushed 7 ounces of Everclear during my crab time at Valley..............

Y'all didn't want to see me that night.....:vomit:
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True Story... when my dad was about 45 years old, just off from work one evening, he and some of his boys stopped off at their usual watering hole. Daddy (who talked the Biggity Talk back then...before he handed over the "job" to me) was talking noise about how he was sending them away from the bar "stagging" (how they were pronouncing it). Anyway, one of his boys (who actually owned the bar) told him he couldn't handle EverClear.

Well the original "Mr Biggity Talk" poured up a cup and downed it straight... Looked at the fellas and said " Talk that shit to...I'm the Mighty Crow", turned, "staggided" a few steps and went down like Big George Foreman in the Zaire Fight against Ali (face first).

By the time, I made it up there to his house to see him, he was conscious and getting his azz told off by my big sister, Esther Jean (the only person that can get away with that). I walked over to the bed and asked him how he was doing...he said "Alright son, I believe one of them nuckas tripped your daddy..." I just laffed and said.."I think so Daddy, they were jealous cuz you handled dem drinks". :lol::lol:
 
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MikeBigg said:
True Story... when my dad was about 45 years old, just off from work one evening, he and some of his boys stopped off at their usual watering hole. Daddy (who talked the Biggity Talk back then...before he handed over the "job" to me) was talking noise about how he was sending them away from the bar "stagging" (how they were pronouncing it). Anyway, one of his boys (who actually owned the bar) told him he couldn't handle EverClear.

Well the original "Mr Biggity Talk" poured up a cup and downed it straight... Looked at the fellas and said " Talk that shit to...I'm the Mighty Crow", turned, "staggided" a few steps and went down like Big George Foreman in the Zaire Fight against Ali (face first).

By the time, I made it up there to his house to see him, he was conscious and getting his azz told off by my big sister, Esther Jean (the only person that can get away with that). I walked over to the bed and asked him how he was doing...he said "Alright son, I believe one of them nuckas tripped your daddy..." I just laffed and said.."I think so Daddy, they were jealous cuz you handled dem drinks". :lol::lol:
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:lol:
 
MACKG said:
This is crazy!!!!

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:vomit::vomit:Man, I would have thrown that Patron up.:lol:
 
what's the point in drinking like that?

I mean I can do that, but I rather, do it over an hour,
listening to good music, and having good conversation.
 
Tony said:
what's the point in drinking like that?

I mean I can do that, but I rather, do it over an hour,
listening to good music, and having good conversation.
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:retard: Good conversation drinking a whole bottle of Patron (weather over an hour or not) ain't happening, not one you will remember anyway.:goodbad:
 
Not Patron, but I know people who knock down fifths of 1800 like there is no tomorrow. The point is they do it over a couple hours or even several hours... Head rushing that liquor will kill you..
 



Give me a martini shaker, some ice, and an hour or two and I could down a bottle(pint) too. But I'm not rushing a got damn bottle of Patron like that. I know he was out in about 5 mins.
 
DallasCowboyGirl said:
:retard: Good conversation drinking a whole bottle of Patron (weather over an hour or not) ain't happening, not one you will remember anyway.:goodbad:
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well that's sorta the fun part.
Like say I'm saying all kinds of lovey dovey stuff to you
You're kinda feelin' it but you just charge it to me being drunk.
So the next day you bring it up, and I recite the same things
and tell you I was serious...the look on your face would be funny.
 
Is that legal.....drinking that in front of the "package store" (as my ol college roomie called it)......:vomit:
 
Tony said:
well that's sorta the fun part.
Like say I'm saying all kinds of lovey dovey stuff to you
You're kinda feelin' it but you just charge it to me being drunk.
So the next day you bring it up, and I recite the same things
and tell you I was serious...the look on your face would be funny.
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Then I would say let's proceed with whatever you were talking about!:lol:
 
DallasCowboyGirl said:
Then I would say let's proceed with whatever you were talking about!:lol:
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ok
then I'd tell you that I don't know
if you need or even want anything from a man,
but if you do need or want something from a man, I'd asked
for the opportunity to give it to you, but not only
that, I'd ask for the opportunity to take you higher
than you've ever been before.
I wonder what ya face would look like then?
 
Hell I did a shot with no salt or lime and it went straight to my head. Dude should have been :vomit: then :sick: or maybe even :dead: after taking that bottle to the head like that...
 
Tony said:
ok
then I'd tell you that I don't know
if you need or even want anything from a man,
but if you do need or want something from a man, I'd asked
for the opportunity to give it to you, but not only
that, I'd ask for the opportunity to take you higher
than you've ever been before.
I wonder what ya face would look like then?
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Well damn if you can say all that after drinking a whole bottle of patron and remember it the next day, Hell you the man and I would have to moved your azz up in the line.:D
 
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