RattlerSTRIKE
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1. ARE ENGAGED FOR 5 YEARS OR MORE.
2. NEVER BOTHER TO DIVORCE. THEY JUST LIVE SEPARATE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
3. ARE LATE TO CHURCH, WORK, AND EVERYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT WHEN THE "CLUB" IS FREE BEFORE 11:00 P.M., AND 'OLD COUNTRY BUFFET IS HALF PRICE BEFORE 3:00.
4. REFER TO DIABETES AS "SUGAR"
5. WAIT FOR THE MOVIES TO PREMIER AT THE $1.00 MOVIE.
6. GIVES SHOUT OUTS AT A GRADUATION CEREMONY WHEN THE PERSON GRADUATING BARELY PASSED.
7. SHOW UP AT WEDDINGS, SHOWERS, GRADUATIONS, BIRTHDAY PARTIES, ETC., WITH A NEW OUTFIT ON, THEIR NAILS AND HAIR DONE, EAT LIKE DOGS, AND TAKE A PLATE HOME WRAPPED UP IN FOIL; BUT OFFER YOU A "RAIN CHECK" ON A GIFT.
8. SPEND $20 WORTH OF GAS TO PAY BILLS INSTEAD OF MAILING THEM OFF(BECAUSE THEY'RE LATE).
9. CONSIDER "CLUBBING" AS A MONTHLY EXPENSE.
10. LEAVE BILLS INSTEAD OF INSURANCE MONEY BEHIND FOR SURVIVING RELATIVES.
11. HAVE AT LEAST ONE RELATIVE WITH A JHERI CURL.
12. WILL BORROW MONEY FOR A WEDDING THEN LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH NO FURNITURE.
13. HAVE MOTHERS WHO CAN USE CURSE WORDS AND RELIGION ALL IN ONE SENTENCE. i.e. "LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH 'CAUSE I'M BOUT TO KNOCK THE ______OUT OF THIS BAD _____ CHILD!"
14. SWEAR THAT THE KOREAN LADY AT THE FLEA MARKET GIVES THEM THE BEST DEALS
15. HAVE AT LEAST ONE RELATIVE THAT "ALMOST WENT PRO" PLAYING BASKETBALL
16. SPEND THE INSURANCE MONEY ON EVERYTHING, EXCEPT GETTING THE DENT FIXED.
17. INVITE COWORKERS AND ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO THEIR CHILD'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHICH HAPPENS TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL DJ, LIQUOR, BUT ONLY 3 KIDS AND 50 ADULTS IN ATTENDANCE.
18. HAVE CHILDREN WHO CAN FREESTYLE BUT THEY'RE FAILING KINDERGARTEN.
19. WILL DRIVE A LEXUS, LAND CRUISER, BMW OR JAGUAR AND LIVE IN AN APARTMENT, ARE RENTING A HOUSE OR STAY WITH THEIR MOMMA.
20. COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING TO BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR.
21. WILL PULL UP IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT LISTENING TO TUPAC OR SOME OTHER RAP ARTISTS.
22. WILL HAVE A NEW OUTFIT ON EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM FOR THE MONEY THEY OWE YOU THEY ALWAYS SAY "AIN'T GOT IT" , "IMMA FIX YOU UP" or "AS LONG AS I OWE YOU, YOU'LL NEVER BE BROKE".
23. PLAY $100 WORTH OF NUMBERS A DAY BUT WON'T INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET CAUSE "It's too risky!"
2. NEVER BOTHER TO DIVORCE. THEY JUST LIVE SEPARATE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
3. ARE LATE TO CHURCH, WORK, AND EVERYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT WHEN THE "CLUB" IS FREE BEFORE 11:00 P.M., AND 'OLD COUNTRY BUFFET IS HALF PRICE BEFORE 3:00.
4. REFER TO DIABETES AS "SUGAR"
5. WAIT FOR THE MOVIES TO PREMIER AT THE $1.00 MOVIE.
6. GIVES SHOUT OUTS AT A GRADUATION CEREMONY WHEN THE PERSON GRADUATING BARELY PASSED.
7. SHOW UP AT WEDDINGS, SHOWERS, GRADUATIONS, BIRTHDAY PARTIES, ETC., WITH A NEW OUTFIT ON, THEIR NAILS AND HAIR DONE, EAT LIKE DOGS, AND TAKE A PLATE HOME WRAPPED UP IN FOIL; BUT OFFER YOU A "RAIN CHECK" ON A GIFT.
8. SPEND $20 WORTH OF GAS TO PAY BILLS INSTEAD OF MAILING THEM OFF(BECAUSE THEY'RE LATE).
9. CONSIDER "CLUBBING" AS A MONTHLY EXPENSE.
10. LEAVE BILLS INSTEAD OF INSURANCE MONEY BEHIND FOR SURVIVING RELATIVES.
11. HAVE AT LEAST ONE RELATIVE WITH A JHERI CURL.
12. WILL BORROW MONEY FOR A WEDDING THEN LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH NO FURNITURE.
13. HAVE MOTHERS WHO CAN USE CURSE WORDS AND RELIGION ALL IN ONE SENTENCE. i.e. "LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH 'CAUSE I'M BOUT TO KNOCK THE ______OUT OF THIS BAD _____ CHILD!"
14. SWEAR THAT THE KOREAN LADY AT THE FLEA MARKET GIVES THEM THE BEST DEALS
15. HAVE AT LEAST ONE RELATIVE THAT "ALMOST WENT PRO" PLAYING BASKETBALL
16. SPEND THE INSURANCE MONEY ON EVERYTHING, EXCEPT GETTING THE DENT FIXED.
17. INVITE COWORKERS AND ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO THEIR CHILD'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHICH HAPPENS TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL DJ, LIQUOR, BUT ONLY 3 KIDS AND 50 ADULTS IN ATTENDANCE.
18. HAVE CHILDREN WHO CAN FREESTYLE BUT THEY'RE FAILING KINDERGARTEN.
19. WILL DRIVE A LEXUS, LAND CRUISER, BMW OR JAGUAR AND LIVE IN AN APARTMENT, ARE RENTING A HOUSE OR STAY WITH THEIR MOMMA.
20. COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING TO BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR.
21. WILL PULL UP IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT LISTENING TO TUPAC OR SOME OTHER RAP ARTISTS.
22. WILL HAVE A NEW OUTFIT ON EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM FOR THE MONEY THEY OWE YOU THEY ALWAYS SAY "AIN'T GOT IT" , "IMMA FIX YOU UP" or "AS LONG AS I OWE YOU, YOU'LL NEVER BE BROKE".
23. PLAY $100 WORTH OF NUMBERS A DAY BUT WON'T INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET CAUSE "It's too risky!"
