Once again.... Favorite and Memorable Band Director Quotes!

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"Southern is comin' for your arse, don't give up your arse"

"If i catch you with your pants down, I'm going to scratch your arse with sand paper"


Lewis Liddell
JSU
 
Originally posted by Tigger2
"Southern is comin' for your arse, don't give up your arse"

"If i catch you with your pants down, I'm going to scratch your arse with sand paper"


Lewis Liddell
JSU
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I don't know...sounds kinda suspect to me...


"Clarinets got weak embouchures...need some lip push-ups!!!!"
George Edwards


"Noone likes a man with a limp instrument."
Dr. Mark Phillips, now at Va. State
 



Re: Re: Once again.... Favorite and Memorable Band Director Quotes!

Originally posted by ClevePVAMU
I don't know...sounds kinda suspect to me...


"Clarinets got weak embouchures...need some lip push-ups!!!!"
George Edwards


"Noone likes a man with a limp instrument."
Dr. Mark Phillips, now at Va. State
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Man I forgot about the lip push-ups.....Classic....

"I want it so quiet I can hear a rat piss on cotton"
-George Edwards

"You people must have smooth brains. You need to develop some wrinkles."
-Dr. Mark Phillips

"Let's take it from the sclume-sclume-diggy-de-dune."
-Prof. Larry Jones

"Aiight, lets hold the twiddlin'!!"
Dr. William McQueen
 
Re: Re: Re: Once again.... Favorite and Memorable Band Director Quotes!

Originally posted by s phi s
Man I forgot about the lip push-ups.....Classic....

"I want it so quiet I can hear a rat piss on cotton"
-George Edwards


"Let's take it from the sclume-sclume-diggy-de-dune."
-Prof. Larry Jones
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:lmao: :lmao:

Priceless, you beat me to the puchline s phi, I was gonna post the "cotton" QUOTE !
 
*looks around for Blaque Prince*

What about this one QS.

"Basses, you sound like a wild ox fart!!! I want tone!!!!!"
-Prof. George Edwards
 
"Wassup Hollywood"
-Prof. Larry Jones

"B-Tones Holup B-Tones"
-Dr. William McQueen





To my famous CB "Bo"

"I will hit your fat @$$"
-Prof. George Edwards
:eek2: :lmao:
The Highlight of my Crab year.....WHICH WILL BE OVER IN 7 MORE QUICK DAYS!!!!:p
 
IF YOU F#$K UP YOU ARE THE ENEMEY AND I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART MY FIELD NEEDS SOME BLAZING SO BLAZE YOU CREAP...
PROF DANNY DAVIS


HEY MAN.... MOVE YUR YODA..
JEROME TORBERT

IF AND UPPER CLASSMAN TELLS YOU YOUR GOING TO HAVE A SHINE PARTY OFF CAMPUS AND U GO...... I HOPE THEY BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU...

STAND TALL LIKE A TEXAS T...
PROF DANNY DAVIS
 
Originally posted by vertojsu
"Cover!" "Cover!"

- James Bracey, Assistant Band Director
JSU Fall 1981 - 1982

Ya'll remember...
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:lol: I remember that well....:lmao:

What about

"64 up and 64 down!"
-Edward Duplessis Assistant Band Director JSU
 
"This is not the Notre Dame Band". "We don't march with humps in our backs here".
"Get out of my office!!! I'm busy!!!.
"Mr. Miller!!!!......who is that rollin in the ranks??? Get them out of my eyesight !!!!!!!!"

- Mr. Conrad Hutchuinson Jr.-

"Get out of here"
"When you brush your teeth,...you need to brush your tongue".

-Mr. Charles Turner-

"Lord,....please don't let me jump out the box at nobody".
"I'mmo jump out the box on you"
"I'mmo jump in that chair with you"
"Is the moon full today??? Black folks trip when the moon is full"
"Keep on saying good morning".

*****Dr. Joseph L. Miller*******
 
I forgot the most famous one by Mr. Conrad Hutchinson.

"This is MY BAND!!!!." "You want you a band, you go get you a band".

I've watched him tell presidents and vice presidents that. I also seen him turn a whole band around in New York (gettin' ready to go back home before the game even started) because he refuse to sit in the end zone.
 
"Damn it cheif!!!! ya smile in my face... stab me in the back!!!"
-George Edwards

"Get out the hole ho!!!'
-George Edwards

"Left leg up!!! And if I hear you talking again I'll make you put the right one up too, and I'd like to see you do that!!!"
-Dr. Mark Phillips

"Can you see me?? well then you're out of line cheif!!!"
-George Edwards

"I want your knees touching your lips"
-George Edwards
 
THOUGHT OF SOME MORE...

"IF YOU SAY YOU CAN MARCH SHOW ME I AM FROM THE SHOW ME STATE SHOW ME

YALL MARCH LIKE A BUNCH OF COONS

HAROLD BRAY


EXCUSE ME SKUDUBAS PLAY
YOU TOO CHUMPETS

RALPH CHAPMAN
 



Originally posted by BOOGADUKE
IF YOU F#$K UP YOU ARE THE ENEMEY AND I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART MY FIELD NEEDS SOME BLAZING SO BLAZE YOU CREAP...
PROF DANNY DAVIS


HEY MAN.... MOVE YUR YODA..
JEROME TORBERT

IF AND UPPER CLASSMAN TELLS YOU YOUR GOING TO HAVE A SHINE PARTY OFF CAMPUS AND U GO...... I HOPE THEY BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU...

STAND TALL LIKE A TEXAS T...
PROF DANNY DAVIS
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Oh, the memories!! :(

By the way Bookman, I've been trying to get in contact with you.
 
Not my band, but I have to use this one...

"Boy, you ain't blowin' shat!!!"

-Doc Greggs

I damn near die when my boy from SU does Doc.
 
Griff at Alcorn 99-

Be on the practice field at 6:00.
The band: Man Griff!
Griff: Shut the fack up! I'm the devil!!!
 
Originally posted by solophone96
"Left leg up!!! And if I hear you talking again I'll make you put the right one up too, and I'd like to see you do that!!!"
-Dr. Mark Phillips
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
"Get that isht right boy.....or you gone be here by yourself cause the Hawks gone fly witcha or witoucha.....Hell!!!
~Dr. Willie Redfield III

during step two drills at practice;"GOOOOOOOOO....sorry suckas"
~Dr. Willie Redfield III

during practice coming out of the end zone somebody would always come out wrong or too fast and he'd stop the drill yelling " Take ya arses back....right now gidammit....Hell!!!

My high school band director finishes everything with a strong Mis'sipi 'Hell'. He's from McComb.
 
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