Suge
The Phat Mack
Look what I found.......
Once again this is your SWACpage ace reporter Suge KNupe, live on the scence of yet another remarkable event. As I was completing my story about the new religion of Beeism, and recalling my award winning story of "Bee in a coma" I was summoned to the Pimped-Out, Gangsta, Trickin, Ball-till-I-fall temple of the holy, most high, Church in a house, On a hill, INC. for what appeared to be the wedding of world class balla and playa..........Supe Bee. But what transpired was not expected, lets let Da Bee tell it to you in his own words...
Supa Bee
What up Suge baby? Look, check dis out right hea folk. See, me and my new baby moma wuz gone do dis thang right. We wuz gone get marred and thangs, and raise us some bummbleBEES, ya feel me. Well, first my gul, was rolling down da block in dat 64 impala hittin dem switches, wit dat new Dre bumpin in da trunk. Man she had da whole church rockin, ya heard me. Den, since I is Da bee, I got Cisco from Dru hill to come and sang dat love song he got out now as my gul walked down dat aisle in her urnge dress, and green wig. You know she went to FAM right, I met huh when I was in Tucka Hall, ya dig. Plus you know dat chicken already got 4 chirrens hu self, so she ain't wearin no white anyway. So, as Cisco was sanging "The Thong Song" my gul bridechickens(GSU Spirit, Jag- Tig, Kellis, PVAC, Nita) was makin dey way down the aisle in some poom poom shawts, halter tops, and had just got dey hair and nails done. Cuz my gul in nail and hair school, and when she finish that she gone get her masters in airbrush and weave.
Suge: Okay Bee, It sounds as if everything was going wll, what happened, next,and why is your Range Rover on four flat tires, and all scratched up, Was it those Balla Blockers from the SWACpage again?
Supa Bee
Naw, it ain't dem bustas. I told all dem punks from dat Cartel, Mafia, Nation, Pound and all de rest of dem Bustas dat if dey hate on me onemogin I would bust a cap in day arse
Suge: Then what happend?
Supe Bee
See, when my gul got to da alter it was all good, ya feel me. Me and my groompimps(GSUper, Hassan, Same ole G, Nteleket, Pison, Sperm) was tight to def. Man we all had on some green timbo's right. And I got dat hook up on some urnge and green FUBU jerszees. And you know I was Bling Bling. I had gat dat new ice from da pawn shop down da screet from my momma nem house, and we all had a 40oz of dat Ole E in our hand too, man it was all tight 2 def. But den, as da minister,J-State Tiger,got started all hell broke loose. All he said was did anyone object to dis union. Man all my babies mommas stood up, and rushed da alter. Man dem broads wuz going after my gul, ya dig, so I reached in my pocket and pulled out da strap. Jus cuz I was in a weddin don't men I ain't packin. But I wuz too late. my baby mommas was scrapin on my gul, and hu bridechickens. Den my 2nd baby momma, 3rd baby daddy hit G, and my 1st baby momma, 2nd babby daddy, tried to rush up on da minister, J State tiger. Den da whole chruch just got buck wild. Man I should have known you can't have dat many ballas and playas in a building wit all dem chickens and rats at one time. Chickens was seeing day baby daddys and thangs and went crazy. Man dey even beat Cisco.
Suge: I see, well that still doesn't explain your ride.
Supa Bee
Well after all dat swanging and thangs, all my baby mommas, and even my gul, got dey blades and slashed my tires, threw bricks threw my windows, and scratched up my bowlin ball paint. See, dis is why Ima gone be a play fo life, ya heard me. But its all good, I was about to trade dat range in for a Cadillac Escalator anyway, so I guess its off to Tucka to git at me some mo chickens
Once again this is your SWACpage ace reporter Suge KNupe, live on the scence of yet another remarkable event. As I was completing my story about the new religion of Beeism, and recalling my award winning story of "Bee in a coma" I was summoned to the Pimped-Out, Gangsta, Trickin, Ball-till-I-fall temple of the holy, most high, Church in a house, On a hill, INC. for what appeared to be the wedding of world class balla and playa..........Supe Bee. But what transpired was not expected, lets let Da Bee tell it to you in his own words...
Supa Bee
What up Suge baby? Look, check dis out right hea folk. See, me and my new baby moma wuz gone do dis thang right. We wuz gone get marred and thangs, and raise us some bummbleBEES, ya feel me. Well, first my gul, was rolling down da block in dat 64 impala hittin dem switches, wit dat new Dre bumpin in da trunk. Man she had da whole church rockin, ya heard me. Den, since I is Da bee, I got Cisco from Dru hill to come and sang dat love song he got out now as my gul walked down dat aisle in her urnge dress, and green wig. You know she went to FAM right, I met huh when I was in Tucka Hall, ya dig. Plus you know dat chicken already got 4 chirrens hu self, so she ain't wearin no white anyway. So, as Cisco was sanging "The Thong Song" my gul bridechickens(GSU Spirit, Jag- Tig, Kellis, PVAC, Nita) was makin dey way down the aisle in some poom poom shawts, halter tops, and had just got dey hair and nails done. Cuz my gul in nail and hair school, and when she finish that she gone get her masters in airbrush and weave.
Suge: Okay Bee, It sounds as if everything was going wll, what happened, next,and why is your Range Rover on four flat tires, and all scratched up, Was it those Balla Blockers from the SWACpage again?
Supa Bee
Naw, it ain't dem bustas. I told all dem punks from dat Cartel, Mafia, Nation, Pound and all de rest of dem Bustas dat if dey hate on me onemogin I would bust a cap in day arse
Suge: Then what happend?
Supe Bee
See, when my gul got to da alter it was all good, ya feel me. Me and my groompimps(GSUper, Hassan, Same ole G, Nteleket, Pison, Sperm) was tight to def. Man we all had on some green timbo's right. And I got dat hook up on some urnge and green FUBU jerszees. And you know I was Bling Bling. I had gat dat new ice from da pawn shop down da screet from my momma nem house, and we all had a 40oz of dat Ole E in our hand too, man it was all tight 2 def. But den, as da minister,J-State Tiger,got started all hell broke loose. All he said was did anyone object to dis union. Man all my babies mommas stood up, and rushed da alter. Man dem broads wuz going after my gul, ya dig, so I reached in my pocket and pulled out da strap. Jus cuz I was in a weddin don't men I ain't packin. But I wuz too late. my baby mommas was scrapin on my gul, and hu bridechickens. Den my 2nd baby momma, 3rd baby daddy hit G, and my 1st baby momma, 2nd babby daddy, tried to rush up on da minister, J State tiger. Den da whole chruch just got buck wild. Man I should have known you can't have dat many ballas and playas in a building wit all dem chickens and rats at one time. Chickens was seeing day baby daddys and thangs and went crazy. Man dey even beat Cisco.
Suge: I see, well that still doesn't explain your ride.
Supa Bee
Well after all dat swanging and thangs, all my baby mommas, and even my gul, got dey blades and slashed my tires, threw bricks threw my windows, and scratched up my bowlin ball paint. See, dis is why Ima gone be a play fo life, ya heard me. But its all good, I was about to trade dat range in for a Cadillac Escalator anyway, so I guess its off to Tucka to git at me some mo chickens
