Ok, y'all wanna' LOL and LYAO and such... here ya' go *SMGDH*


Panthro said:
Man Cee... I don't understand this bullshat. That which I typed and ssuburbs typed is just plain damned ridiculous. :|

My mother lives APPROXIMATELY .2 miles (like 600 feet) from youngest brother and APPROXIMATELY .3 miles (~7-800feet) from the NEXT youngest brother and ~2-3 miles from sister #1 and sister #2. Why in the HELL do they NOT like speaking or conversing w/ each other on the "shared" property is beyond me. They don't talk to each other @ all. :| Even my "holy-moly" momma' flexes her muscle WHILE in church. She used to be the "songstress" in the church until my Aunt Faye decided that she wanted to be in the senior ladies choir. Momma' wasn't having it and quit not only the choir but moved her membership to another church APPROXIMATELY .3 miles away (you can throw a rock from my family's home church to the other church :retard: ).

Every since big momma' passed, their "true" colors have shown. 13 damned kids where only 7 are still living and they treat each other like enemies. :retard: It's pitiful. :tdown:

Now my greatest concern is that the "hate" is filtering down to my genre of people (1st cousins :read: ). I KNEW unc would tell his 4 sons exactly what I did and how I talked to him (disregarded him). I told momma' just last night in front of her hubby and a neighbor up the street because she got word that 2 of my cousins from San Antonio will be coming home this w/e to "take care of me." :| They can start some shat if they wanna'. I'm not in the mood to play and we can play gott dayamed like they're roll and I'll be rock and we can rock and roll in that some-beach all damned weekend if they wanna'. :uzi: Batches! :mad: :uzi: :slap:

Intra-family fight send help! :uzi: :slap: :mad:
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Man this sounds just like my grandmother and her sisters who all have passed now accept my grams. They all lived 3-4 miles apart and didn't get along for ish. Funny thing is all the kids are close and thick as theives.
 



Panthro said:
:shame:

:|

Long story short, I'd called the fire marshall for the county to ensure that a burn ban wasn't in effect, so I was about to light that bad boy up because it's dilapitated. Had 5 big gallons of diesel and was shaking it all over the crib when this mare head muthafugga' came rolling up showing his "grill." :retard: :

him: what'chew doin' ricky? :confused:
me: finna' set it on fire unc! *"BURN BABY BURN" is playing back to back on my truck CD lol* (no kidding)
him: what'chew gonna' do that fo'? :mad: :confused:
me: it's uninhabitable. it needs to go unc! makes no sense to waste time tearing it down so i'm just gonna' burn it.
him: hell naw nah lil' ricky! :mad: daz my momma's house! daz d only thing i got to remember her by!
me: well, you'd better go git'chew a plank off the side of the house because it's about to go *POOF!*
.
me: *continues to shake diesel over the front porch and against the wood frame house* :D
him: :mad: STOP IT! :mad:
me: :confused:
him: does yo' momma' know what'chew doin'?! :mad:
me: *setting gas can down* YES! :mad: And so do your OTHER 3 living sisters! :mad: i talked to them last weekend and they asked about the condition and they too agreed that it had to be burnt or torn down. :mad:
him: but ricky...... :( daz my momma' house. *damned near in tears!*
me: *picking up gas can* MAN UP UNC! :mad:
him: *dialing 911*
me: *HURRYING TO SPREAD THE REST OF THE DIESEL SO I CAN LIGHT IT* lol
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:lmao:

P...you told your unc to get a plank of the side of the house?? BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! :lmao:

:lmao: at MAN UP UNC!! Boy you wild!!!
 
Panthro said:
It's dreadfully obvious that you and I are related. :shame: I don't know whether I should :emlaugh: or :shame: @ what'chew just typed up there ssuburbs because it sounds ridiculously damned familiar. :shame:

So, I'll.....:emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: Bruh, no lie... I installed 10 smoke detectors in my mother's crib and the local fire agency had a deal where they were <b>giving away</b> smoke detectors to people in the community who didn't have them; all you had to do was install them. Hell, they even threw in the battery for free. :retard: Why did EVERY SINGLE damned relative INCLUDING my mother disconnect them SOBs? :confused: :shame: SHEEEEEEEEEEEE said..... (and I'm quoting her word for word) <b>"babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy.... 'nem thangs kept going off in dah kitchen and in dah rest of da house... so we disconnected 'nem."</b> Man, I was :confused:... and I RESPONDED w/ this (literally word for word): <b>"Momma! :shame: It's a SMOKE detector! It DETECTS SMOKE! :smh: If you and Lee would STOP cooking on that STOVETOP like y'all were OUTDOORS @ a campfire while COOKING W/ THE FLAME TOO HIGH AND BURNING/SCORCHING THE FOOD, the grease, pots, and pans would NOT be smoking like you're outside over a campire momma....:shame:"</b>

:shame:
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Shiiid all 3 of us might be kin bruh. The stories I have about my grandparents house I lived in from 99-2004. :smh: These grown as$ kin folk of mines(moms younger brother and sister) arguing over a dayum fig tree!:angry:
 
Jax said:
Shiiid all 3 of us might be kin bruh. The stories I have about my grandparents house I lived in from 99-2004. :smh: These grown as$ kin folk of mines(moms younger brother and sister) arguing over a dayum fig tree!:angry:
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Man.... this ah damned shame and it ain't even funny. :|

Lawd forgive me but I've got to :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:

a fig tree?! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Panthro said:
Man.... this ah damned shame and it ain't even funny. :|

Lawd forgive me but I've got to :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:

a fig tree?! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Let me be more specefic...the figs on the fig tree.:smh:

To this day...I can't stand figs!!:upset:

EARRRRLY one Saturday morning phone rings

me: *sleepy* hello...:upset:
aunt(who lives in California): Hey A, your antee said she was comin by to pick me some figs so I can have em when I come back down there in a couple of months.
me: *thinking WTF* :rolleyes:oh ok, bout what time she comin by? :upset:
aunt in ca: she'll be 'round there sometime after 8 in the mernin.
me: *sh-t* aight well, we'll still be in the house sleep. I worked late last night.
aunt in ca: ok....

And just when I thought it was over...

*phone rings*

me(still sleep about 2 hours later...sees its uncle that talks too dayum much): :upset: yeah
unc: Hey, how you doin?
me: aight, worked late last night...sup? :upset:
unc: did yo aintee call about some figs?
me: well...yea. :rolleyes:
unc: well...she wasn't suppsoed to come by there and pick figs.
me: *WTF* huh?? :upset: :angry:
unc: *goes in this spill about who didn't do what when they had the house before I got there*
me: :uset: well, I thought each of ya'll had ownership to the house and property after paw paw died.

unc: yeah, but we had an agreement about this and that and...(by that time...I had put the phone down and went to the bathroom)

me: well...I aint know unc, my bad. :rolleyes: :upset: :kaioken:
unc: you picked some figs too??
me: :upset::rolleyes: *thinking....didn't this sumbatch hear me when I said I was in the bed SLEEP??* no
unc: aight, well next time, let them know they can't come by and pick figs.

me: :upset: *thinking these two are older than you, the oldest one is your godmother, so they out rank you and out number you.* aight... CLICK!
 
Panthro said:
:shame:
me: well, you'd better go git'chew a plank off the side of the house because it's about to go *POOF!*
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Man I can't stop laughing over here! Folks stopping by my desk to see what's wrong! Panthro you crazy bruh:lmao:
 
Jax said:
Let me be more specefic...the figs on the fig tree.:smh:

To this day...I can't stand figs!!:upset:

EARRRRLY one Saturday morning phone rings

me: *sleepy* hello...:upset:
aunt(who lives in California): Hey A, your antee said she was comin by to pick me some figs so I can have em when I come back down there in a couple of months.
me: *thinking WTF* :rolleyes:oh ok, bout what time she comin by? :upset:
aunt in ca: she'll be 'round there sometime after 8 in the mernin.
me: *sh-t* aight well, we'll still be in the house sleep. I worked late last night.
aunt in ca: ok....

And just when I thought it was over...

*phone rings*

me(still sleep about 2 hours later...sees its uncle that talks too dayum much): :upset: yeah
unc: Hey, how you doin?
me: aight, worked late last night...sup? :upset:
unc: did yo aintee call about some figs?
me: well...yea. :rolleyes:
unc: well...she wasn't suppsoed to come by there and pick figs.
me: *WTF* huh?? :upset: :angry:
unc: *goes in this spill about who didn't do what when they had the house before I got there*
me: :uset: well, I thought each of ya'll had ownership to the house and property after paw paw died.

unc: yeah, but we had an agreement about this and that and...(by that time...I had put the phone down and went to the bathroom)

me: well...I aint know unc, my bad. :rolleyes: :upset: :kaioken:
unc: you picked some figs too??
me: :upset::rolleyes: *thinking....didn't this sumbatch hear me when I said I was in the bed SLEEP??* no
unc: aight, well next time, let them know they can't come by and pick figs.

me: :upset: *thinking these two are older than you, the oldest one is your godmother, so they out rank you and out number you.* aight... CLICK!
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This is ah gott dayamed :shame:

:emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:

LMAO! :lmao:
 
Panthro said:
This is ah gott dayamed :shame:

:emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:

LMAO! :lmao:
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Bruh...I remember this shat like yesterday. It was around 2001 and me and the bruhs hung out after work and I got back to the crib kinda late and when they called me with this shat, I was hotter than fish grease. :upset:
 
Jax said:
Bruh...I remember this shat like yesterday. It was around 2001 and me and the bruhs hung out after work and I got back to the crib kinda late and when they called me with this shat, I was hotter than fish grease. :upset:
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:emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :lmao: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL LMAO!!!!! :emlaugh:

~snickering~
WandaWoman... dear, we're out in the "unincorporated" area where it's whatever you want to do w/in reason, do it. Why spend $$$$$$$ on MANUAL labor, refuse dump(s), and yet alone prolly being bitten by snakes and raccoons that probably made the attic their home? Why not just burn it and then haul the ashes away? lol :confused: lol

Whenever we country folx see something we don't like, we burn it down. lol
 
Panthro said:
:emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :lmao: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL LMAO!!!!! :emlaugh:

~snickering~
WandaWoman... dear, we're out in the "unincorporated" area where it's whatever you want to do w/in reason, do it. Why spend $$$$$$$ on MANUAL labor, refuse dump(s), and yet alone prolly being bitten by snakes and raccoons that probably made the attic their home? Why not just burn it and then haul the ashes away? lol :confused: lol

Whenever we country folx see something we don't like, we burn it down. lol
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oh, snakes get in your attics? oh schitt...I wonder if any are in my attic. I never use my attic. :scared: :uhoh:

Would I hear them, if they're up there? I shouldn't have read this thread. :dead:
 



Warndalyn said:
oh, snakes get your attics? oh schitt...I wonder if any are in my attic. I never use my attic. :scared: :uhoh:

Would I hear them, if they're up there? I shouldn't have read this thread. :dead:
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You do know that they get inside your closets too, right? My grandmother had one inside her's last year.
 
Blacknbengal said:
You do know that they get inside your closets too, right? My grandmother had one inside her's last year.
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black, please don't say that...y'all are gonna have me scared schittless when I get home.

Can you hear them? Do they come around moreso in the hot weather or cold?

Have mercy...I feel like I'm about ready to have an anxiety attack right now. :dizzy:
 
Warndalyn said:
black, please don't say that...y'all are gonna have me scared schittless when I get home.

Can you hear them? Do they come around moreso in the hot weather or cold?

Have mercy...I feel like I'm about ready to have an anxiety attack right now. :dizzy:
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Well, I do know that the snake that was in my grandmother's closet was there in the summer time. She went and got herself a cat and that handled her problem.
 
Warndalyn said:
oh, snakes get in your attics? oh schitt...I wonder if any are in my attic. I never use my attic. :scared: :uhoh:

Would I hear them, if they're up there? I shouldn't have read this thread. :dead:
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You probably would depending on if you got a lot of stuff up there, and from what I've read, moth balls don't work. I didn't have a snake in my attic but there was a squirrel in the attic when I was staying with my sister.

All I know is...one day, rocky bit down on one of those wires up there and the lights kinda dimmed and squirrel chunks went everywhere. :swink:
 
Panthro said:
Guulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, U prolly got Jeeper Creepers #2s folx up yonda' gul. :uhoh: Don'tchew go up thur gul. :uhoh: :what:
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:dead:

Don't you worry...I ain't gowan nowhere. :no: The only people that have been up there are the directv guys. :emlaugh:
 
Warndalyn said:
:dead:

Don't you worry...I ain't gowan nowhere. :no: The only people that have been up there are the directv guys. :emlaugh:
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As long as they came down from the attic with all there extremities and they didn't look like they had just seen a ghost, I think your attic is okay.

Now, if they come down running and screaming or missing an arm or something, you might want to move.
 
P; Jax;

Fellas, BT is 43 years old. During my time here on this earth, I have come to be known as one who knows
"funny stuff" when I hear/see it. I have also become known as one who will flat out blow a gasket laughting,
when the occassion requires. Now, I know that you and Jax are serious as can be, but y'all really, really, really
need to consider journaling all of these stories, and I know I am not the first person to say this.

Y'ALL COULD MAKE IT BIG IN HOLLYWOOD!!! Tyler Perry ain't got nuthin on y'all.
I have awakened my whole family with all of the loud "laughrying" (that's laughing and crying) that I am doing!

:lmao:

I can literally see your uncle pleading with you not to burn down that house.
I can see Jax answering the phone with 1 eye open with that WTF look on his face.

Y'all have made my day....whooooooooooooo!
 
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