MikeBigg
Well-Known Member
Jelly Butts, Kernels, Gaguars...it's November. Time for your sad azz teams to get just what everyone else been getting===> an azz whipping! We started in early September when we went to Lorman and kicked off in Braves wigwam, made A&M feel like a worn out sow, got cheated outta some snakeskin by Bin Ladin, showed how it's done out in Portland (SU & JSU...you don't have to be sked of them) and went out to Texas to our annual banging of the Panties...er Panthers.
Then October came around and man did we act a fool! Took our hick azz cousins from Pine Bluff to S'port and raped them for 60. Poor Ms Vinita (whaddup soror) went and dayum near got jumped on by a GSU lady for wearing the wrong sweatshirt.. Then we went over to Jackson, ate their grub, then kicked that sorry azz from start to finish. Felt sorry for them and tipped them two pernts at the end. Then we invited some loud mouth 5th ward itches over for homecoming and treated them to a 50's, 60's, 70', 80's, & early 90's style azz whipping.
Now it's November! What a month to remember as we put the finishing touches on our undefeated season. We're gonna tape textbooks on the wide receivers so we don't have to worry about Kennedy. You know he never hits the books. That's a joke fools! Then we gonna make a little trip down in the swamps where they eat nutria gumbo and talk about whipping jaguars azzes. Well, they still eat the nutria...the jaguars ran off to Florida for their azz whipping now. Then comes the good part.
These powder blue pushees been hiding like Bin Ladin. But we ain't gonna have it. We're gonna pull your azzes off that bench and kick knee deep in your isht like George Clinton. Oh baby...like the rat said when they cut his tail===>IT AIN'T LONG NOW.
We might send the redshirt and scout team on to the playoffs while we kick somebodies azz (again) in the SCG. We'll join up with the redshirts for the next playoff game.
