MikeBigg
Well-Known Member
Naughty Fairy Tale # 1
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods
when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind
a tree and, said,"Red, I'm Going to screw your brains
out." To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached
into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and
pointed it at him and said, "No you're not. You're
going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
Naughty Fairy Tale # 2
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would complain
about splinters whenever they had sex. Pinocchio,
therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could
help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper
wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away
enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto
saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked
him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who
needs a girlfriend?"
Naughty Fairy Tale # 3
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so
she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back,
and then sat on his face and screamed, "Lie to me!" ,
"Tell the truth!", "Lie to me!"
Naughty Fairy Tale # 4
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in
the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the ball, but only on two conditions "'First, you
must wear a diaphragm and second you must be home by 2
a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a
pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2a.m. The
appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't
show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up,
looking lovestruck and VERY satisfied. "Where have
you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your
diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three
hours ago." "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He
took care of everything." "I know of no prince with
that kind of power. Tell me his name." "I can't
remember, exactly...Peter, Peter, something or
other..."
Naughty Fairy Tale #5
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court
and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife
is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she's
cfukin' Goofy".
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods
when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind
a tree and, said,"Red, I'm Going to screw your brains
out." To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached
into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and
pointed it at him and said, "No you're not. You're
going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
Naughty Fairy Tale # 2
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would complain
about splinters whenever they had sex. Pinocchio,
therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could
help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper
wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away
enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto
saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked
him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who
needs a girlfriend?"
Naughty Fairy Tale # 3
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so
she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back,
and then sat on his face and screamed, "Lie to me!" ,
"Tell the truth!", "Lie to me!"
Naughty Fairy Tale # 4
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in
the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the ball, but only on two conditions "'First, you
must wear a diaphragm and second you must be home by 2
a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a
pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2a.m. The
appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't
show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up,
looking lovestruck and VERY satisfied. "Where have
you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your
diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three
hours ago." "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He
took care of everything." "I know of no prince with
that kind of power. Tell me his name." "I can't
remember, exactly...Peter, Peter, something or
other..."
Naughty Fairy Tale #5
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court
and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife
is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she's
cfukin' Goofy".
