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Joyful Woman!
The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey. In the story the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = dorkey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u= gidget
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x= skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name
to determine he first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n =rhino
o =burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w= chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h =shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l =brain
m = tushie
n =chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r =buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u =sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, Kenn Rashard's new name is
Flunky Gizzardnose..... :emlaugh:
(It's obviously summer break and I am completely "checked out"; but play with me anyway, okay?)
Post your new name!
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey. In the story the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = dorkey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u= gidget
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x= skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name
to determine he first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n =rhino
o =burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w= chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h =shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l =brain
m = tushie
n =chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r =buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u =sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, Kenn Rashard's new name is
Flunky Gizzardnose..... :emlaugh:
(It's obviously summer break and I am completely "checked out"; but play with me anyway, okay?)
Post your new name!
