The Founder
Well-Known Member
Between my Ole Buddy and the tax office...life is funny.
Ok so I just realized folks tell damn near their entire story to the tax guy. Maybe it's because we are bound by confidentiality.
Lady: Man fugg my babies daddy. Negro act like I don't know he fugging a side bitch. Well I know that mothersucker ain't pay enough in on his taxes so I'm filing Head of Household. so his black ass will owe.
Me: your name
Lady: Name Here
Me: Ok your kids
Lady: that byach ass ni$$a ain't shit. That's why I'm fugging his brother.
Me::retard::weee::banana:
Lady: Wait here come that byach he fuggin. She get her shit done here.
Me: "Thinking to self" let me get my camera phone ready to record for World Start Hip Hop
Lady: Well 'm single now you single.
Me:
Lady: You so handsome.
Me: Ok maam here is your return amount would you like to pay upfront.
Lady: Yes this dude name "boyfriend's name" gave me some money to pay my taxes and get my nails done.
Me. thank you have a good day.
Next Lady: That byach think she slick.
Me: :weee:
Next Lady: her man ain't give her shit but some dick
Me: :goodbad:
Next Lady: He giving me all his money.
Me: Ok maam are you paying upfront.
Next Lady: Naaw but I'm carryin his baby.
Me: "Now I'm being nosy" How many does he have?
Next Lady: 7
Me: :retard: Ok..have a good day.
Next Lady: It will be better when that byach finds out.
:lmao:
Ok so I just realized folks tell damn near their entire story to the tax guy. Maybe it's because we are bound by confidentiality.
Lady: Man fugg my babies daddy. Negro act like I don't know he fugging a side bitch. Well I know that mothersucker ain't pay enough in on his taxes so I'm filing Head of Household. so his black ass will owe.
Me: your name
Lady: Name Here
Me: Ok your kids
Lady: that byach ass ni$$a ain't shit. That's why I'm fugging his brother.
Me::retard::weee::banana:
Lady: Wait here come that byach he fuggin. She get her shit done here.
Me: "Thinking to self" let me get my camera phone ready to record for World Start Hip Hop
Lady: Well 'm single now you single.
Me:
Lady: You so handsome.
Me: Ok maam here is your return amount would you like to pay upfront.
Lady: Yes this dude name "boyfriend's name" gave me some money to pay my taxes and get my nails done.
Me. thank you have a good day.
Next Lady: That byach think she slick.
Me: :weee:
Next Lady: her man ain't give her shit but some dick
Me: :goodbad:
Next Lady: He giving me all his money.
Me: Ok maam are you paying upfront.
Next Lady: Naaw but I'm carryin his baby.
Me: "Now I'm being nosy" How many does he have?
Next Lady: 7
Me: :retard: Ok..have a good day.
Next Lady: It will be better when that byach finds out.
:lmao:
