MikeBigg
Well-Known Member
One day, Mighty Dog goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacists says the condoms come in packs of 3,9,or 12 and asks MD which does he want. "Well", MD said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack". MD makes the purchase and leaves.
Later that night, MD sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. MD asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person". MD leans over to her and says, " You never told me that your father is a pharmacist".
Later that night, MD sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. MD asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person". MD leans over to her and says, " You never told me that your father is a pharmacist".