Mighty Dog Goes To The Pharmacy


MikeBigg

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One day, Mighty Dog goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacists says the condoms come in packs of 3,9,or 12 and asks MD which does he want. "Well", MD said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack". MD makes the purchase and leaves.

Later that night, MD sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. MD asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person". MD leans over to her and says, " You never told me that your father is a pharmacist".
 
Mike Bigg, believe it or not this happened to me, but the girl's Dad owned a service station. When I was a freshmen in college I had a date with this young lady. On the way to her house, I stopped at the Service station and went into the restroom and this guy was in there. I said, do you have change for a dollar. The guy gave me change for a dollar and I bought two of them and low and behold who shows up 30 minutes later. Oh Dad himself.

This is really funny. ROTF:D
 
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