Men's/Women's English


yvette23

yvette23

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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

We need = I want.

I'm sorry = You?ll be sorry.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

You're so...manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you won't like.


MEN'S ENGLISH:

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now.

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you with in the next ten minutes.

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
 

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Originally posted by yvette23


Really? Do I look uglier? :confused: :lol:
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No, of course not...you're a pretty girl. Your other avatars just look nothing like that one. Maybe it's the length of your hair. Your hair's shorter on this one, I think....LOL
 
Oh okay!!

Originally posted by Dtown Jag



No, of course not...you're a pretty girl. Your other avatars just look nothing like that one. Maybe it's the length of your hair. Your hair's shorter on this one, I think....LOL
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Yeah my hair is shorter; had to cut it because in June 2001, I had my hair colored red (remember the previous avatar?) Well it was over processed and it broke all my hair off, and therefore I had to get it cut.........that new pic was taken Jan 2002, one month before I went natural........I don't have a pic with my natural, but when I do, I will get it on here.

Gawd, I miss my hair!!!!!!!!! :bawling:
 
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE MEN'S ENGLISH WOULD BE:

I'LL PICK UP THE KIDS--- I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE.
 
Well, if you must know...............

Originally posted by rev t


I'LL SEE WHAT PSI SNAKE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT ONE>:rolleyes:
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He likes my new pic, but he wants me to get the perm back! :rolleyes: :lol:
 

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