Coach Pete: Son this is all we have to do to win Saturday...
White guy: ah, coach
Pete: see you have to....
White guy: ahhhhhhh, coach
Pete: See, Saturday all you ahve to do is
White guy: uuuuuh coach
Pete: WHAT!
White guy; We play Jackson State Saturday
Pete:.......sh*t fugg it. hit the showers.
Coach Pete: Ike this is all we have to do to win Saturday...
Pete: You need to eat alot of ice.
White guy: Now, will that be Daddy Joe's ice or Shell's gas station ice?
Pete: What difference does that make?
White guy: Well, you know that one ice stays colder than the other and dont melt as fast.
Pete: WHAT?! Really? Which one?!
White guy: The one from the Shell station that Hassan Akbar owns.
Pete:.......Tell Akbar that we need at least 5 bags of his stuff.
#23: Ay, Coach Whiteguy
White Guy: Yea son...?
#23: Your shorts are up your arse
White Guy: Thanx young man....now get back to work back there
Pete: *wispers to white guy*....why was he looking at your arse?
White Guy: *bubba voice* Well, hell i was thinking the same thang. They've been in my arse all day..hell i knew that
Pete: We've got a bunch of quinnies on our hands..
White Guy: Yup, a bunch of sissies.
Mr. Wyte Mann: What we gone do to beat JSU Coach?
Pete: We can't beat JSU
Mr. Wyte Mann: So what we gun do den?
Pete: See I'gots my eyes on JSU twirler. I moe take my right hand and put it on his back and then take my left hand and smack his azz.
Mr. Wyte Mann: Oh, like Tulane did you?
Pete: Dat's right.