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MightyDog

MightyDog

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Suge and Mike Bigg are out in the woods hunting when Mike Bigg falls to the ground. Mike Bigg doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.


Suge whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"


The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."


....There is a silence, then a shot is heard.


Suge comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
 
Uhhhhh I think we need to report this thread to Kenn. Rules are that there are no personal attacks.
 



HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!

I hadn't heard from you on the commentary in a while Mighty Dog.

S.O.G.,

Man, don't go snitching to Ken. He has better things to do than to listen to you tattling to him......



*snicker*
 
MIGHTY DOG RETURNS with ANOTHER JEWEL!!

LOL@MIGHTY DOG!!!!

Is there one about any of the 'tiny tiggers' going hunting in 'dem 'sippi woods for SPAM??? :D
 
Oh L naw!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahaha I needed a good laugh!!!!!!

Mighty Dog has done it again!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Plow, you are not going to believe this but the people mover broke down on Wednesday afternoon. We went to Greektown to eat and spend some time in the casino and on the way back the computer went out. Several whites tried to open the doors but could not get them opened. The people mover was not at a station and they couldn't go anywhere. They were acting like shark victims. After about thirty minutes, the maintenance team showed up and moved the people mover to a platform and we got off. We met a local from Montgomery and got into a discussion of who knows who back in Alabama and missed the bus that was sent to pick us up. When we got downs stairs, the bus was pulling off. The local raised hell with the people mover transit police and they sent a bus to pick up all three of us. I told the transit police that since we had this big bus to take us on a tour of the area, so they road us around and took the local home and us to the hotel.

My assessment is this: Where the people mover went out it was close to the end of the parade. When Alabama finished the parade, all of us got on the people mover and went back to the hotel. The computer got tired and quit.

I don't think Suge could handle this situation. He went to Grambling.


Strawdog: I was told that Deacon Get Ready went hunting in the woods right after he made Deacon. He spent a lot of time trying to get everyone to become a Christian. He worked on all the tiny tiggers and most of them became Christians.

While hunting in the woods, GR ran upon a bear, he was so scared, he could not move. All he could do was call on the Lord. He started praying, "Lord you know I am a good Christian, and you always told me to call on you in time of need. Lord please don't let this bear eat me." The Lord said GR, you know I told you that if you ever need me I would grant you one wish." GR, says, Lord please make this bear a Christian so he will not eat me." The Lord made the bear a Christian. The bear then said, I thank you Lord for this meal I am about to receive.
 
Originally posted by MightyDog

Strawdog: I was told that Deacon Get Ready went hunting in the woods right after he made Deacon. He spent a lot of time trying to get everyone to become a Christian. He worked on all the tiny tiggers and most of them became Christians.

While hunting in the woods, GR ran upon a bear, he was so scared, he could not move. All he could do was call on the Lord. He started praying, "Lord you know I am a good Christian, and you always told me to call on you in time of need. Lord please don't let this bear eat me." The Lord said GR, you know I told you that if you ever need me I would grant you one wish." GR, says, Lord please make this bear a Christian so he will not eat me." The Lord made the bear a Christian. The bear then said, I thank you Lord for this meal I am about to receive.
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J-State, my wife said the same thing.

I told her I turned down a job paying $60.00 an hour.

Then I turned down one that could allow me to make as much as $300,000 in a year.

But I told her I would rather be on the SWACPage than making money.

She said, I believe you are losing your mind turning down that type of money. I said if you think I am losing my mind, you should read some of the comments on the SWACPage :D

Once she meet you all this football season she will understand.

I had the best job in America, and who wants to go back to work?
 



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