Lawd Ham mercy Janet Jackson...


I taped it last night!!! At the beginning, when she walked thru the waterfall,There was hoters!!! Nipples!!! Later on, the wifey asked if I had any viagra!!!:D

That child is way tooooo sexy!!!!



She's illeagal!!!:ebrow: :ebrow:
 
I recorded it, too!

I didn't like the first song because she was lip syncing. Everything else was good!
 



I know I'm married and all, but I'll take Janet just like she was on TV, all sweaty, funky, nasty, dripping, etc. EEwwww Weeee, I would have broke them damn strap and spent 5 years in jail for that.

DAMN!!!!

What's so bad about it, Jay Lo was on an hour before. Jay Lo is a 5 year old girl compared to Janet.
 
WTF???

Originally posted by Da_Sperm
I know I'm married and all, but I'll take Janet just like she was on TV, all sweaty, funky, nasty, dripping, etc. EEwwww Weeee, I would have broke them damn strap and spent 5 years in jail for that.

DAMN!!!!

What's so bad about it, Jay Lo was on an hour before. Jay Lo is a 5 year old girl compared to Janet.
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Why don't you find that sweaty, funky, drip-dropping, horse-and-pony show putting on to hide the fact that her ass can't half sing, "shy" arsed piece of remanufactured plastic tonight, then, so your wife can get some sleep? :rolleyes:
 
Re: WTF???

Originally posted by Vinita


Why don't you find that sweaty, funky, drip-dropping, horse-and-pony show putting on to hide the fact that her ass can't half sing, "shy" arsed piece of remanufactured plastic tonight, then, so your wife can get some sleep? :rolleyes:
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I'll take my JSTUS over her anyday!!!
Do you hear me, baby????:D
 
I did not see the concert but the previews were enough.

A while back I knew someone that lived in Hollywood, CA in a real nice apartment building. He said one night that he was in the elevator alone and this fine arse girl got in but her head was down. When she looked up, it was Janet Jackson and he said that he was petrified, she just looked at him and after she was about to get out, he said she looked back at him and smiled. That fool said when the door closed he yelled that was Janet Jackson. :eek2: :eek2:
Some people just don't know how to handle it...
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Re: WTF???

Originally posted by Vinita


Why don't you find that sweaty, funky, drip-dropping, horse-and-pony show putting on to hide the fact that her ass can't half sing, "shy" arsed piece of remanufactured plastic tonight, then, so your wife can get some sleep? :rolleyes:
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LOL this reminds me of the Bernie mac episode last week with Halle Berry...

Sperm gonna be sleeping in the Expedition! :lmao:
 
Originally posted by NASTYNUPE
I've never really been a big Janet fan. But after I saw her give that fa**ot a lapdance...all I can say is that she made it really "HARD" for me. I wish I would have been the one strapped on that table. We would have made HBO history!!!
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I believe that janet turned ol boy back straight... I bet he has tried to get some pu&&y since then.

I commented at the time that I would have bitten Janet Like hannibal lecter... Bit her all up in the ass on on the leg or ear or something and Mike Tysoned her.
 
Why don't you find that sweaty, funky, drip-dropping, horse-and-pony show putting on to hide the fact that her ass can't half sing, "shy" arsed piece of remanufactured plastic tonight, then, so your wife can get some sleep?
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What, did I say something wrong? That is the best sweaty, funky, drip-dropping, horse-and-pony show putting on to hide the fact that her ass can't half sing, "shy" arsed piece of remanufactured plastic I have ever seen in my life.
 
Glad to hear it ...

If you don't find her, you can dream about her, while your "wife" sleeps in peace ... on her back, in full SNORING, SLEEP DISRUPTING peace ...
 
Re: Glad to hear it ...

Originally posted by Vinita
If you don't find her, you can dream about her, while your "wife" sleeps in peace ... on her back, in full SNORING, SLEEP DISRUPTING peace ...
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ROTGDF@Sperm and Vinita... :emlaugh: Y'all killin' me.

Sperm, bruh. While she's laying on her back :eek2:, just put that 30 seconds down on her (like we last talked about). It'll be over before she's even awake! LOL Don't take this mess laying down, errrr, I mean sitting. LOL

Oh yeah, while <b>you're DEFINITELY in the dog house, come on out to the spot tonight. I'm there between 7-8 pm. :emlaugh:

PNTsssssssssssssssssss.....:emlaugh:</b>
 



He's already in the dog house Black!

Might as well enjoy himself while there. LOL

We're GONE to Peep-N-Toms, one the FINEST in adult entertainment that the metroplex has to offer. :emlaugh:
 
'Nita be nice!

Sperm,

You so far in the doghouse you can't even much look out! It is going to take some FAST talking to get out!
:emlaugh: :D :lmao:
 
Originally posted by Panthro
He's already in the dog house Black!

Might as well enjoy himself while there. LOL
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I feel ya on that one. I mean, when you are in the dog house, there is no other house to go to...........unless...........you go to that house around the corner from you. :eek2:
 
They sell hotel passes at PNTs?

Originally posted by Da_Sperm
Sounds good to me!!! See you tonight about 8:00pm
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Yeah, Panthro, he'll be there ...

And don't mind that big HUMP on his forehead from the frying pan that has a nice, half nude pic of Janet Jackoff on it, either ...
 
Take it all in stride Niter

JJ ain't got nuthin' on you girl.......ROTF

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Sperm,

yo azz is gonna git it....ugh, or maybe not......:lmao:



Panthro,

STFU please.:mad:
 
I smell a Dallas SWACPAGE reunion around the corner. Yall need to let us Grambling boys know when you're hitting up the T & A spots. PNTs is a little far out for me. What's the deal with Babies that Cry? Did you catch that one?




Originally posted by Panthro
He's already in the dog house Black!

Might as well enjoy himself while there. LOL

We're GONE to Peep-N-Toms, one the FINEST in adult entertainment that the metroplex has to offer. :emlaugh:
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