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D-NICE

Retired Milkman
......but F all y'all!!!!!!

Too many Friday's have come, and gone, and nobody's been cursed the F out, and there's too much schit going on now for somebody not to be cursed the F out on a Friday.

People being banned, muthaphugga's being accused of being on the downlow, suckers lying about thier knowledge of frat's, and sorror's, people being told to suck Richard's, name change's to get back on board, questioning the morality of those that believe a 19 year old girl has hit the lotto, because she got pregnant by a 20 yr old that's worth over a 100 mil, and lastly how to tell your wife of 7 years no, because she wants a $50, 000 automobile for an anniversary gift. :dizzy: :devil2:

Dayumit!!! F Y'all this F'ng Friday!!!

NICE
 
Wellll, let's see....I'm so thankful...but, I got one:

Flup you to Sinus/Allergies/Virus/High Blood Pressure/Nausea y'all kick tail.....Thank God, I feel better! :vomit: :kaioken: :sleep2: :shades: :dizzy:
 



FU Nice, just BEDAYUMCAUSE! :mad:

I have a nice, PROFOUND FU to issue out as soon as I get the computer lab set up for my chirren!
 
FU to the Metro system in the Baltimore-Wash area. It took me damn near 2.5 hours to get to DC (about the length of the flight from Dallas).

FU to the Maryland Terps

FU to the SWAC office -- notifying the G-MEN of the players suspended on Thursday afternoon is bullsh**
 
D-NICE said:
......but F all y'all!!!!!!

Too many Friday's have come, and gone, and nobody's been cursed the F out, and there's too much schit going on now for somebody not to be cursed the F out on a Friday.

People being banned, muthaphugga's being accused of being on the downlow, suckers lying about thier knowledge of frat's, and sorror's, people being told to suck Richard's, name change's to get back on board, questioning the morality of those that believe a 19 year old girl has hit the lotto, because she got pregnant by a 20 yr old that's worth over a 100 mil, and lastly how to tell your wife of 7 years no, because she wants a $50, 000 automobile for an anniversary gift. :dizzy: :devil2:

Dayumit!!! F Y'all this F'ng Friday!!!



NICE
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Hey NICE....:wavey:
 
Forget you to my hair going flop because of this rain.

Forget you to the stories my brother calls from college with as reasons he needs money.

Forget you to settling.
 
Fugg my dissertation committee....
Fugg you George Bush....just for GP
Fugg you Delta Airlines for increasing yall tickets and closing DFW as a hub.
Fugg you Southern University just for GP
 
FU Nice, cause you don't have my back on that $50,000 vehicle.

FU job, because it ain't 5:00pm yet. I'm ready to get my drank on.

FU Medical Bills, I'm tired of paying u beotches.
 
FU to LIARS

FU to all the people who support LIARS and their LIES

FU to rainy Saturdays during football season! :middlefangaX2:

FU to oversensitive batches with issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More later...


Thanks NICE! :wavey:
 
FU to my librarian with her rude, fat, ugly, white, balding, discourteous, mean, spiteful, lazy, stank ass! :redhot:

FU Sperm, I know you ain't gettin my truck! :mad:

FU Sperm AGAIN, for leaving me here with these chirren! :mad:

FU Jackie! *singing* I'm not MARY, not MARY not MARY! :lmao: :mad:

FU Suge, cause you don't hardly post, but you found time to comment that "women" and "logic" shouldn't be used in the same sentence! :mad:

FU Tara, for making me stay at that damned game 'til it was over! I ain't been able to breathe SINCE! :mad:

FU Tara again, for making Kristin look like :look: last night! :lol: :mad:

FU Wunda ... Wandi ... uhhh ... whatever! Change yo' name to SUE or some shat! :mad:

FU Friday! It takes you too dayum long to come around! :mad:














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FU to people who found every excuse not to help me move last week.
FU for the movers using my company's property and still charging me a grip for the move.
 



FU Nita, cuz you're celebrating your 7th anniversary on Monday, so don't be giving me no just bedayumcause F'n. Have some dayum self respect.

FU Sperm, cuz I got cho back. Schit man, it's no easy, or right way to tell a woman hell no, especially the one you have. So just tell her Hell No, and deal with the consequences. Besides, that "hell no shoulder" she's going to give you, ain't got nothing on that "I accept your apology puddin" you're going to get.

FU Finest 93, and SS. Got dayumit! I gave y'all a F'N. Don't give me no "Hey NICE", or "Thanks NICE". Either F me, or leave me alone.

FU Sweet Nupe, for letting those women crush your gay arse. On 2nd thought I take that back, just in case they're right about you. Hell, you might be hopin' the Ol Milkman to switch teams, so he could give a F'n. :bump:

FU J4J, and Fortitude, cuz today, ain't the day. J4J, call Dr. Phil for your F'N stress, and Fortitude call Dr. Tichenor for your problems. I know antiseptic don't have schit to do with allergies, but old people use Dr. T, and baking soda for everything, so I'm sure there's an allergy remedy with Dr. T, just ask the right old person.

FU Sonny, because FU Friday wouldn't be right, without me F'n with your no gumbo cookin arse.

NICE
 
FU TO PAYROLL CUZ IT AIN'T PAY DAY

FU TO 5 DAY WORK WEEKS

FU TO MY NAIL LADY BEING ON VACATION(I NEED A FUGGIN REFIL)

FU TO THE GAS PRICES GOING BACK UP(I SPENT $50.00 AND STILL DIDN'T FILL IT UP

FU TO G.W.BUTCH.....I HOPE KERRY ROASTS THAT AZZ.
 
Flup U Nice.....you trying to get me drunk...that Dr. T is 20 proof (it'll put hair on your back.) Rev. JoBlow used to sip it in the pulpit while preaching. I wonder why? I guess he wanted fresh breath.
Also Flup U to the rain, I'm glad you came to wash away this invisible pollen or whatever but, it's making me sleepy not to mention I hate going out to lunch in the rain & did I say my hair is poofy. :xeye:
 
FU to Reagan National Airport for being more expensive than Dulles & BWI

FU to my family for making me apart of their problems.

FU to my LB who is acting like a Binitch right (I bail you out of Jail and I dont even get a thank you call?????)

FU to my chair for messing up my back right now.
 
FU to this darn testing I have to have done by the 18th and didn't find out about it until the 29th.

FU to my corporate credit card bill from my trip Vegas.
FU to the reimbersment folks for not covering all my expenses. cheap batches...


FU just for the sake of saying since its Friday dangit.... :cool:
 
FU to the bastads that came in without appointments then crowd me when they see me.

FU the dayum football pool I won the last two years...I'm in 21st place out of 35.

FU to San Diego Chargers fans, especially the one that almost got dealt with last Sunday at Qualcomm stadium.
 
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