Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
I went to use the bathroom in a resturant that I was having lunch at a little while back and I noticed that toooo many mofos take pens with them when they use the bathroom.
Since I was in no hurry I decided to read some of the verbage on the walls.
I remember the following gems of knowledge....
"As I sit here broken Hearted....
I came to S**t but only Farted"
(Author unknown)
"It's easy to pizz on the floor, but it takes talent to S**T on the ceiling!"
(Author unknown)
"He who writes on sh**house walls
Rolls his sh** in little balls
He who reads these words of wit
Eats those little balls of sh*t"
(Author unknown)
But here's the writing that really caught my attention..
(someone wrote something about Josh, who obviously works at the resturant with him, and Josh, obviously white, kept going into the bathroom and responding to him)
JOSH is a FAG!!
NO! YOU'RE THE F****NG FAG!! FAG!!!!
Everyone here knows your'e a fag Josh! Which is why no girl here will go out with you. Cuz you're a Fag!!
Let me find out who's writing this! I'll kick your AZZ!!
You're the one that's a FAG!!! FAG!!!!
SHUT UP FAG!!! Everyone knows you love Penis Josh!!!
I'll F***g KICK YOUR AZZ!!! MEET ME HERE TOMMOROW AT LUNCH and we'll see who the Fag is!! I will kick your f***ng azz!!
Damn, I thought internet gangstas was bad. lol
About this time I realized I had been in the bathroom long enough for ole girl I went to lunch with to thank that I'm in here doing number 2 instead of number one.
Dayumm, that might be why she aint called me back!
Since I was in no hurry I decided to read some of the verbage on the walls.
I remember the following gems of knowledge....
"As I sit here broken Hearted....
I came to S**t but only Farted"
(Author unknown)
"It's easy to pizz on the floor, but it takes talent to S**T on the ceiling!"
(Author unknown)
"He who writes on sh**house walls
Rolls his sh** in little balls
He who reads these words of wit
Eats those little balls of sh*t"
(Author unknown)
But here's the writing that really caught my attention..
(someone wrote something about Josh, who obviously works at the resturant with him, and Josh, obviously white, kept going into the bathroom and responding to him)
JOSH is a FAG!!
NO! YOU'RE THE F****NG FAG!! FAG!!!!
Everyone here knows your'e a fag Josh! Which is why no girl here will go out with you. Cuz you're a Fag!!
Let me find out who's writing this! I'll kick your AZZ!!
You're the one that's a FAG!!! FAG!!!!
SHUT UP FAG!!! Everyone knows you love Penis Josh!!!
I'll F***g KICK YOUR AZZ!!! MEET ME HERE TOMMOROW AT LUNCH and we'll see who the Fag is!! I will kick your f***ng azz!!
Damn, I thought internet gangstas was bad. lol
About this time I realized I had been in the bathroom long enough for ole girl I went to lunch with to thank that I'm in here doing number 2 instead of number one.
Dayumm, that might be why she aint called me back!
