Is it just me......


schweeble1996

schweeble1996

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Or does every Band director have this one qoute they use all the time every year. No matter what year they were in the band everyone from your band will be able to finish the quote.

Doc Greggs- It is better to be thought of as a fool than to open you mouth and remove all doubt.
 
Mr. Wesley has so many phrases that it is real hard to single out just one but he has one word that he says to anybody, anytime of the year and that one word is WARNING!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by SUTuba96
Or does every Band director have this one qoute they use all the time every year. No matter what year they were in the band everyone from your band will be able to finish the quote.

Doc Greggs- It is better to be thought of as a fool than to open you mouth and remove all doubt.
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Doc Greggs- Daymn it!!!! No one could defeat Rome!!!Rome was defeated from within!!!!
 
"I wanna see your knees up to your lips!!!"

"Be quiet, chief! I wanna hear a rat piss on cotton!!!"

- Prof. George Edwards
 
Originally posted by ClevePVAMU
"I wanna see your knees up to your lips!!!"

"Be quiet, chief! I wanna hear a rat piss on cotton!!!"

- Prof. George Edwards
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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HEAR AN ANGEL FART .... PROF EDWARDS
 
"Don't worry about home training. Just worry about Lee's Training"

"EVERY TIME"

"Lead us and keep us. "

Professor Richard F. Lee
 
"On mo' time Baby!"- Prof. Jackson

"Bandwho'sgotthegreatestbandinthecountry?!"- Maestro Benjamin Butler


"That's the gospel according to St. Griff!"- Samuel Griffin

"*****z, *****z, niiigggggaaaazzzz"- Samuel Griffin

"Paiyow! Everytime!"- Prof. Lee

" I know it was you! On YOUR FACE!!!!" - Prof. Lee
 
Originally posted by O'Bladerunner
"This is the best band...I've ever had"
- Doc every year
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(shaking head)....e're year I was there we got that.

"To thine OWN self be true" and

"It only takes ONE drop of kerosene to ruin a pot of gumbo".

Doc really has a million of em.
 
Originally posted by rev t
Mr. Wesley has so many phrases that it is real hard to single out just one but he has one word that he says to anybody, anytime of the year and that one word is WARNING!!!!!
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"uuuurraah.....what is dat?"

:lmao:
 
Originally posted by ClevePVAMU
That's some new-fangled isht...
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actually prof use to say that way back in the day when he was a maniac and the band was on point i guess since the band is back on the block he resurrected that saying.....it works..it means to concentrate as hard as possible so when he has the drummajors to blow the whistle everything else is automatic.....
 

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Ya'll Got Da*m *****z... - S. Griffin

Ignorance can be fixed, but Stupid...Stupid is forever- S. Giffin
 
Originally posted by SKIP
actually prof use to say that way back in the day when he was a maniac and the band was on point i guess since the band is back on the block he resurrected that saying.....it works..it means to concentrate as hard as possible so when he has the drummajors to blow the whistle everything else is automatic.....
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He didn't bring it out till the end of the season. But I believe it will be around for a while.;)

My all time favorites were from Dr. Phillips who is now at VSU.

"Is your brain smooth? You need to develop some wrinkles and maybe you won't make that simple mistake again."

-immediately after cutting off a garbled song- "I think I need a drink."
 
Prof Edwards: Are you on scholarship?
Student: No.
Prof Edwards: Well, then. I'm giving you one and taking it back.

Prof McQueen: "Chatter. Chatter. Can I have all the chatter?"
 
"The ability to think is coveted by many....possessed by few"

Dowell Taylor

:tup::tup:
Heard at least five or six times a day, during practice on the field...
 
Originally posted by KtB
Prof Edwards: Are you on scholarship?
Student: No.
Prof Edwards: Well, then. I'm giving you one and taking it back.
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LOL....That is always a good one.

Prof Edwards: "I want it so tight, it could squeeze the sweetness outta sugar."

I can't remember if Edwards or Phillips said this....

-to clarinet player- "Outta shape huh? Is that an old reed? No?!?! You need to tighten up your embochure. Do some lip push-ups or something."
 
In a high pitched voice," Who said that!" lol....:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Yall know who that is PV

I remember when prof gold one of the black foxes that they were one jumbo jack off the yard line
 
"I need a lil less smiling, and a lil more dancing!!!"

My high school director said some of the funniest isht I have ever heard.

HS BD: "Boy get at attention and don't move."
Student: "But I'm trying to get this grass out of my eye."
HS BD: "I'm gonna put some grass on ya arse if you don't get at attention!!!"

And I heard this one so many times....

HS BD: "If you make a mistake, and you keep making the same mistake over and over, you are insane. That is insanity. Only an idiot does the same thing over and over and expects the result to be different!!!"
 
say it again, SAY IT AGAIN, and ima snatch that money right from under yo arse.
cough again, COUGH AGAIN, and i swear ima zip yo arse so fast
 
Originally posted by jukeboxmello97
(shaking head)....e're year I was there we got that.

"To thine OWN self be true" and

"It only takes ONE drop of kerosene to ruin a pot of gumbo".

Doc really has a million of em.
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" There are clowns out there making thousands and thousands of dollars. And ya'll motherf@$#&@ are in here, doing it for Free."

Doc walks up to a dark skinned band member and gives him a dime then says to him, " When you see someone blacker than you, give that to him. Because, you are blacker than me." :lmao:

Doc is listening to this guy audition for a band scholarship while leaning back in his chair. The kid finish playing, Doc leans forward and looks the kid in the eye, then says to him, "Go Fry Chicken."
True story, ask Goose if you don't believe me!!

Members of the Band Board, this is the type of man that we have to deal with in "The Human Jukebox.":lmao:
 
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