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Or are we just too gawd dayum sensitive?? Read on:
http://new.blackvoices.com/entertainment/custom/special/bv-ent-coons020927.htmlstory
Cedric the Entertainer Presents..."It's Craptacular!"
Dear Cedric the Entertainer,
Well that's two shows in the toilet. By my calculations, you've got about four more to go before those Fox executives give your show a bright and shiny new Timberland.
Read the Anti-Cooning Pledge!
After tuning in for the second straight week to watch "Cedric the Entertainer Presents," frankly speaking, I was embarrassed for you. I mean, let's be real. At the rate you were going, your writers would've had you and the rest of the cast tap dancing in a watermelon patch to the musical styling of the Alabama Porch Monkeys.
There is a God, though. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, your show gets a four-week vacation. Who'd have thought that your show might be saved from cancellation by a bunch of millionaires running around in tight pants spitting tobacco juice. Can I get a round of applause for Major League Baseball?
I'm saying, I want your show to be a success, so I'm trying to keep watching in the hopes that it'll get better. I've enjoyed watching your stand up and your roles in movies like "Big Momma's House" and most recently in "Barbershop" (Forget Jesse. Personally, I thought your character's opinion on Rosa Parks and MLK was hilarious). As one of your fans, supporting your work is the least I can do, but you've got responsibilities too. Look, I'm begging, don't go out like this bruh. You're entirely too talented.
Now you've had some good moments with skits like "Que Hora Es?" and "Bring Your Kids to Work Day," but then y'all go and do something like the "Chef Reverend." My people, my people... What are the writers going to have that character do next time? Maybe a recipe for fried chicken and pig feet? Or maybe, the church has communion where he passes out saltine crackers and Kool-Aid. You knows we loves us some Kool-Aid.
Don't even get me started on the singing and dancing. Now granted, you can carry a tune and you may be able to move a little bit, but whose idea was this? I'm assuming that you've got the fake Fly Girl dancers for a reason, so let 'em dance. As far as that Sammy Davis Jr. thing that you're trying to do at the end of your show, put the mic down and back away slowly.
I'm writing because I'm concerned Ced. Here we are, Fox Primetime. Wednesday nights on lock. Bernie Mac and Cedric the Entertainer. Back to back. Meanwhile, your writers are one episode away from turning you into Wayne Brady, the undisputed and universally recognized, whitest Black man in America. Creative control, Ced. Grab some.
At any rate, I'm not one to tear a brother down without building him back up, so let me close by congratulating you on your new show. It's always nice to see one of our own on the come up. Do your thing and kick those writers to the curb. I truly wish you the best. However, I must admit. Like another fan on your message board said, your show is currently "Craptacular!" Either you're being bamboozled or we are...
I've enclosed a copy of the " Anti-Cooning Pledge" for your perusal. If you could, fill that out, sign your name and send it back. Keep the yellow copy; that one's yours.
Sincerely,
Omari A. Brandt
Interactive Producer, BlackVoices.com
P.S. I almost forgot. If it isn't too much trouble, do something to make me feel good and run off a copy for Halle Berry. She may have fooled the people at the Academy, but I recognize a Black woman reinforcing the animalistic, insatiable, sex fiend stereotype when I see it.
The Anti-Cooning Pledge
http://new.blackvoices.com/entertainment/custom/special/bv-ent-coons020927.htmlstory
Cedric the Entertainer Presents..."It's Craptacular!"
Dear Cedric the Entertainer,
Well that's two shows in the toilet. By my calculations, you've got about four more to go before those Fox executives give your show a bright and shiny new Timberland.
Read the Anti-Cooning Pledge!
After tuning in for the second straight week to watch "Cedric the Entertainer Presents," frankly speaking, I was embarrassed for you. I mean, let's be real. At the rate you were going, your writers would've had you and the rest of the cast tap dancing in a watermelon patch to the musical styling of the Alabama Porch Monkeys.
There is a God, though. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, your show gets a four-week vacation. Who'd have thought that your show might be saved from cancellation by a bunch of millionaires running around in tight pants spitting tobacco juice. Can I get a round of applause for Major League Baseball?
I'm saying, I want your show to be a success, so I'm trying to keep watching in the hopes that it'll get better. I've enjoyed watching your stand up and your roles in movies like "Big Momma's House" and most recently in "Barbershop" (Forget Jesse. Personally, I thought your character's opinion on Rosa Parks and MLK was hilarious). As one of your fans, supporting your work is the least I can do, but you've got responsibilities too. Look, I'm begging, don't go out like this bruh. You're entirely too talented.
Now you've had some good moments with skits like "Que Hora Es?" and "Bring Your Kids to Work Day," but then y'all go and do something like the "Chef Reverend." My people, my people... What are the writers going to have that character do next time? Maybe a recipe for fried chicken and pig feet? Or maybe, the church has communion where he passes out saltine crackers and Kool-Aid. You knows we loves us some Kool-Aid.
Don't even get me started on the singing and dancing. Now granted, you can carry a tune and you may be able to move a little bit, but whose idea was this? I'm assuming that you've got the fake Fly Girl dancers for a reason, so let 'em dance. As far as that Sammy Davis Jr. thing that you're trying to do at the end of your show, put the mic down and back away slowly.
I'm writing because I'm concerned Ced. Here we are, Fox Primetime. Wednesday nights on lock. Bernie Mac and Cedric the Entertainer. Back to back. Meanwhile, your writers are one episode away from turning you into Wayne Brady, the undisputed and universally recognized, whitest Black man in America. Creative control, Ced. Grab some.
At any rate, I'm not one to tear a brother down without building him back up, so let me close by congratulating you on your new show. It's always nice to see one of our own on the come up. Do your thing and kick those writers to the curb. I truly wish you the best. However, I must admit. Like another fan on your message board said, your show is currently "Craptacular!" Either you're being bamboozled or we are...
I've enclosed a copy of the " Anti-Cooning Pledge" for your perusal. If you could, fill that out, sign your name and send it back. Keep the yellow copy; that one's yours.
Sincerely,
Omari A. Brandt
Interactive Producer, BlackVoices.com
P.S. I almost forgot. If it isn't too much trouble, do something to make me feel good and run off a copy for Halle Berry. She may have fooled the people at the Academy, but I recognize a Black woman reinforcing the animalistic, insatiable, sex fiend stereotype when I see it.
The Anti-Cooning Pledge