Suge
The Phat Mack
I don't believe this mess.....I am on a freakin Diet!!!
I am loosing my mind from the lack of more than 1,200 calories a day diet that my freaking doctor and nutritionist have forced me on just because a brother tipped the scales at over 300(and that high blood pressure thing, but that's not the issue right now)! And this is only day 2!! Dayum I'm just a big bone brutha, but they wasn't trying to hear that. I can't have ish like cookies(so I feel you Mike), chips, sodas. I'm drinking dayum crystal light, because kool aid has lots of calories too!!! I hate lettuce!! A brother can't even have starches like rice, potatoes, and bread. Dammit I am from LA, and the country at that. All we eat is rice and bread!! No dayum Jambalaya and my momma just sent me some and now it has to sit in the freakin freezer for at least a month, maybe longer! None of the blackeyed peas or red beans and rice and cornbread that I cooked on Monday either! I love cornbread! And then I bought some oysters and po boy bread on wednesday because I was going to make fried Oyster, shrimp, and catfish Po- Boys this weekend! I mean I can't have a coke. And pasta is out! I have to get diet coke....Just for the tatse of it my arse. Diet coka and sprite sucks arse!! And she had the nerve to say I could still eat seafood....but don't fry it. Why the hell would I want some dayum unfried shrimp and catfish!! I hate my doctor.
Brother had to buy a freakin foreman grill today. For dinner I get to eat just one freakin peice of meat and a dayum vegetable!! With no starch on the side! salad or something steamed is what she said. I can't even put cheese on my brocs!
And she insulted me by informing me that I may want to invest in some dayum slim fast! I looked her straight in the face and said.....I don't want to slim fast! I want to eat good! She just laughed and said "See you in 30 days"! I will not walk into a store and buy slim fast. For me that is like going and buying some pads for some woman!
And don't let me get on what she said about beer. I have a half a 12 of Amber Bach, and a 12 of heinys in the fridge.
I hate you Dr. Speer, and your lab test!!
I am loosing my mind from the lack of more than 1,200 calories a day diet that my freaking doctor and nutritionist have forced me on just because a brother tipped the scales at over 300(and that high blood pressure thing, but that's not the issue right now)! And this is only day 2!! Dayum I'm just a big bone brutha, but they wasn't trying to hear that. I can't have ish like cookies(so I feel you Mike), chips, sodas. I'm drinking dayum crystal light, because kool aid has lots of calories too!!! I hate lettuce!! A brother can't even have starches like rice, potatoes, and bread. Dammit I am from LA, and the country at that. All we eat is rice and bread!! No dayum Jambalaya and my momma just sent me some and now it has to sit in the freakin freezer for at least a month, maybe longer! None of the blackeyed peas or red beans and rice and cornbread that I cooked on Monday either! I love cornbread! And then I bought some oysters and po boy bread on wednesday because I was going to make fried Oyster, shrimp, and catfish Po- Boys this weekend! I mean I can't have a coke. And pasta is out! I have to get diet coke....Just for the tatse of it my arse. Diet coka and sprite sucks arse!! And she had the nerve to say I could still eat seafood....but don't fry it. Why the hell would I want some dayum unfried shrimp and catfish!! I hate my doctor.
Brother had to buy a freakin foreman grill today. For dinner I get to eat just one freakin peice of meat and a dayum vegetable!! With no starch on the side! salad or something steamed is what she said. I can't even put cheese on my brocs!
And she insulted me by informing me that I may want to invest in some dayum slim fast! I looked her straight in the face and said.....I don't want to slim fast! I want to eat good! She just laughed and said "See you in 30 days"! I will not walk into a store and buy slim fast. For me that is like going and buying some pads for some woman!
And don't let me get on what she said about beer. I have a half a 12 of Amber Bach, and a 12 of heinys in the fridge.
I hate you Dr. Speer, and your lab test!!