"I Can't Afford My Gasoline."


True story:

I walked in the store and immediately heard;

I?ll do what ever you tell me to

I looked around & there was this horrible, looking woman leaning
On the counter talking to the man behind the counter.


woman: I don?t do that real nasty stuff though, but I will
man: 30 dollars
woman: make it 40
man: I don?t know
woman: make it 40
man: ok
woman: we got a deal

She walks out to her car, & I?m thinking this is a drug deal, & she?s gonna
Bring the drugs inside.
Then she gets into the car & drives off.
So I?m thinking she?s leaving, Until she pulls up to the pump & starts pumping gas

I?m like :eek: for Gas!?!?!?!?!!
 



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