Huck Fouston 2002


Suge

Suge

The Phat Mack
The more I think about it, the more I realize that Houston Sucks! Look at what it did to poor ole Mike and Phatback. They both used to be cool as hell....then they moved to Houston! Next thing you know They are married and Phatback can't even post anymore. He even had to shut down Phatback Films and is restricted to only one Big Arse Glass per week! And Mike can't do anything but step on toes and get small cookies!

I have come to the conclusion that I will never, and I mean ever, go to Fouston for any reason! I was seriously thinking about going to the GSU/TSU game this year, and kick it at Prissy/GramTigress party........but I say hell no, I can't go! There are no circumstances under which I will ever go to Fouston.
And if I should meet a woman who even lives near Houston, I vow to run the other way! Look at what happened to Mike and Phatback......Houston made them both get Married. :( Fouston made Fiyah loose weight, made Da sleeper leave the gate open,a nd it even tried to get Get Ready arrested.

I'm not saying Houston Sucks, I'm just saying Houston Sucks! I will forever wage a personal MANcott of Fouston for the rest of my life. The NFL may have been dumb enough to go there, but the pres-O-dent won't!


HUCK FOUSTON and all the people that live there.....
Fiyah
Tara
Storm
Prissy
GramTigress
J4J
Mike
Phatback
Shanka
Pison
SphiS
Band Fan
Jelli
Butterfly
Jafus
Cleb
Sleeper

And all the rest of you loosers who's names I can't remember, you suck! If you people are smart you will saty away from Houston too!!


Houston is Cuba, and I am Hassan!
 



U shole is right Sugar. Phatback don't even call me for no shoots no mo...wazzup with that? Sistah just tryin' to get paid...that's all.

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He can't help it D-Town....Houston sucked the life out of him. He is no longer Phatback......he is just a shell of his former self! Look at what going to Houston didi to Panthro....he can't even post in peace after just one football game! He was only there for the weekend........

Well, I for one am never going to get sucked into the trap that is Houston! Houston is no friend of mine................

Houston is Sodham....and I am Lott!
 
You know down in your heart you want to be a H-Town crew member. We are the only city that can take a hurricane on by drink and by storm and keep on ticking. The 2002 season is going strong and will only get stronger, we got the TSU/PV tailgate, PV/SU tailgate, GSU/TSU pregame party, AAMU/TSU pregame and post game party going and thats not including any road trips we'll take. What you got in P-Cola :confused: , bears, bears and more bears. Now if you came to H-Town you would be down w/ us too and could do right for that Big D(diabetes) and the High C(cholesterol).

So I say Puck Fensocola (arn't you the only one there) :lmao: :lmao: :rolleyes:
 
Yeah I am the only one here Fiyah...and it is still better than Houston! I have beautiful white sand beaches....what do you have? But I would rather be alone(in SP terms) than to be there in that black hole you call home!

I may have bears(which I haven't seen one in a while) but I would rather hang out with dangerous animals in the woods than to ever come to Houston! I can't think of one good thing to say about Houston, except that the Oilers were smart enough to get out before you sucked them dry!

And I don't have the Big D, I have the High BP! And I am doing alright on my onw. All Fouston would do is run my pressure up!


Houston is the black Hole of America, it really sucks!


Huck Fouston 2002 : Let My People Go!
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
It's not our fault Mike and Phatback got to H-Town and became content.

Hey Suge,
-@ least we don't live in the death place of Gianni Versace.
-Home of serial killer, Ted Bundy.
-Home of Gloria Estefan.
-Home of Universal Studios.
[color=sky blue]-Home of Disney Studios.[/color]
-Home of the Miami Dolphins (My NFL Team).

:bawling: .....ahhhh damn now I want to move to Florida.....:shh:

Instead I'm stuck with:
Cowboys, Texans, Doug Banks,
Traffic, New inexperienced serial killers,
smog, and Enron-like companies.
;)
 
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Oh come on Suge! Come to Houston. We'll even put you up in the finest of sleeping quarters! We'll even feed you good low fat, low cholesterol, and non-BP raising foods!

We'll treat ya right! Bring one of your bears too. I have a gator, he might want to meet! ;)
 
Dayum right!

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...unless y'all find me a job there! :lol: :D
 
I feel so sorry for you stormy.......see what Texas has done to you! I bet you were so happy before you went there!!


Dayum that J4J.....I am not buying into your Fouston propoganda! Your city sucks and it sucked the life out of poor ole Mikey!

Houston is the the Taliban....and I am not John Walker!
 



SUGAR, come on to Dallas! We got a city full of those uppity, long haired girls you like!

Only I wouldn't pull their hair too hard! LOL

:eek2:
 
What's that you say Nita? Come to Fallas? I don't know......Fallas is kind suspect. But I guess it isn't Fouston.....


Fouston is Water....And this is planet of the apes!
 
**fell da phugg out**

Originally posted by Vinita

Only I wouldn't pull their hair too hard! LOL

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I feel ya on that one Suge.

Man, I was going through Houstong coming from Lake Charles and I ran into some bugs like you wouldn't believe. I mean every gott dayum bug know to man ran into my windsheild. Dragonflies, horseflies, mosquitos, big arse butterflies...I literally had to stop on the outside of Houston to wash down my windsheild so I could see.

Man, I tried to tell yall that Houston was the arm pit of Texas.

To this very day, that dayum Mike is trying to get me and my wife to move down there.

HUCK FOUSTON!!!
 
Mr. Invisible Man

Originally posted by SAME OLD G


To this very day, that dayum Mike is trying to get me and my wife to move down there.

HUCK FOUSTON!!!
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Wow, we learned something about you today....So, you have a wife huh?

:rolleyes:
 
LOL @ D-town learning something new about SOG!


O yeah..Nita, I don't do weave! I have weave-dar! I can see it from miles away!
 
Originally posted by Suge
LOL @ D-town learning something new about SOG!


O yeah..Nita, I don't do weave! I have weave-dar! I can see it from miles away!
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Weave-dar........wheeeeeeeeewwwww wee, well that mofo would be going off all day around here.

ROTF

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
You know down in your heart you want to be a H-Town crew member. We are the only city that can take a hurricane on by drink and by storm and keep on ticking. The 2002 season is going strong and will only get stronger, we got the TSU/PV tailgate, PV/SU tailgate, GSU/TSU pregame party, AAMU/TSU pregame and post game party going and thats not including any road trips we'll take. What you got in P-Cola , bears, bears and more bears. Now if you came to H-Town you would be down w/ us too and could do right for that Big D(diabetes) and the High C(cholesterol).
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Agreed :tup:

:smh: Say man, have you ever lived in Htown? Don't speak on it until you try it fella.... some people :rolleyes:

Don't be a hater bruh..join us you know you want to...

Hell do they even have folks of HBCUs there, where you currently reside....
 
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