Hey Mikey!!!


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Tigerpride

Tigerpride

THE Logical ONE
Can you give us a report on what is going on in Jackson.. I am sure you know. I am in Philly and therefore I don't know anything. Can you please fill me in?
 



Let's see!

Bell is still your coach, which means you are looking at getting the isht kicked out of you in Orlando in front of Mickey Mouse and all those little children.

Green is still your QB and Bell is still dumb enough not to recognize that he ain't even bench material at the College level.

Haren is your next QB, but he don't stand a chance since Bell won't let him play with the first team to get a good rythm.

McLaurin is probably bettter than them all, but he falls under the stupid guidance of Bell with the same situation as Haren.

Your defensive line sucks!

Your LBs may be the best thing about your defense, but they are not all on the field to keep things going.

Your CBs are gonna get torched and Cletis Gordan is the best you have at that position. Problem with him is he hasn't done anything worth talking about since he moved to that position.

Your Offensive line is gonna get blasted. Best part of that situation is Albert Stinson and for some reason he's going through the "Donald Kennedy Syndrome". Meaning they trying to fix his grades. Wasn't he in the same school for the summer that he's at during the majority of the year? Looks like he's begging or paying for a grade to be changed. Bell is atleast smart enough to stay away from it until it's settled.

The special teams is still special. You got kickers, but don't know wether what they do during practice will translate to a real game.

Oh, and you gonna get your arses kicked 75% of the season.

Is that all you need to know? Huh?

Glad I can be of service. You may now go back to wearing your blinders and puckering up to Bell. :smh:
 
..and since we are going to get our azzez whooped 75% of the time, are you predicting a 3-8 season for us? Will that save Bell's job?
 
Your RBs are decent, the problem will be your O-line. Your Tightends are up for grabs. Nothing worth talking about and since you don't have an O-line worth anything they (TEs) will spend most of their time trying to help block for the RB and get nothing down the field unlessthe QB scrambles and they fall off block for quick passes for little to no yards.

I hope Bell stays your coach for the rest of his natural life! You guys belong together. Every team has to go through tough times to humble themselves. From the lack of bolsterous post that we normally see around this time from you muffins. I can tell that you are slowly becoming the humble folks that you need to be. Losing for a few years will be good therapy for you.

BTW, Hampton really looks like they are gonna air it out on you guys. They seem to have the "238 Flight back in place. But, that's yet to be seen or taken as a real threat. Hopefully jsu won't get embarassedand have those little kids having nightmares about visiting Mickey. I suggest you take thenm to see Mickey as a make up for getting your arses kicked. That way, Orlando doesn't lose anyfuture patrons to Disneyland from your "Post Traumatic Lose Syndrome". You know what I'm talking about? The symptoms are Hallucinations of returning to winning ways under an unproven coach, Sleep deprevation due to nightmares of running clocks, and the sense of unworthiness due to losing to teams that you used to think weren'tonyourlevel.

The decay is at it's worst in jackson and the smell is unbearable!
 
Gee Mikey, your reports are great. So tell me, does the o-line at least seem to be better than last year or are they still just fat, weak, and slow?
 
Mike said:
Let's see!

Bell is still your coach, which means you are looking at getting the isht kicked out of you in Orlando in front of Mickey Mouse and all those little children.

Green is still your QB and Bell is still dumb enough not to recognize that he ain't even bench material at the College level.

Haren is your next QB, but he don't stand a chance since Bell won't let him play with the first team to get a good rythm.

McLaurin is probably bettter than them all, but he falls under the stupid guidance of Bell with the same situation as Haren.

Your defensive line sucks!

Your LBs may be the best thing about your defense, but they are not all on the field to keep things going.

Your CBs are gonna get torched and Cletis Gordan is the best you have at that position. Problem with him is he hasn't done anything worth talking about since he moved to that position.

Your Offensive line is gonna get blasted. Best part of that situation is Albert Stinson and for some reason he's going through the "Donald Kennedy Syndrome". Meaning they trying to fix his grades. Wasn't he in the same school for the summer that he's at during the majority of the year? Looks like he's begging or paying for a grade to be changed. Bell is atleast smart enough to stay away from it until it's settled.

The special teams is still special. You got kickers, but don't know wether what they do during practice will translate to a real game.

Oh, and you gonna get your arses kicked 75% of the season.

Is that all you need to know? Huh?

Glad I can be of service. You may now go back to wearing your blinders and puckering up to Bell. :smh:
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Couple of points, here:

-As mentioned earlier, I'd take Bell over Jones anyday.
-I'd pick Green/ Haren over Keith/ Robinson anyday.
-Gordon moved into CB last season and winged it. He was recently named to the Pre-Season All-SWAC teams, so he's done enough to impress the media and coaches.
-The D-Line will be fine.
-Stinson will be fine. Maybe if he was dyslexic (like someone else I know), this would have been nipped in the bud sooner.

So dayum, if we'll lose 75% of our games, I'd hate to see what Annie Mae has in store for them. Luke Bros., pleeeeze send help!
 
Uuuh LS Syndicate,

You don't know JSU football like Mikey does...so shut your trap.

Mikey, ignore him and tell us what is REALLY going on in Jackson. You know, don't nobody know what's going on in Jackson like you and your "boy".
 
Tigerpride said:
Uuuh LS Syndicate,

You don't know JSU football like Mikey does...so shut your trap.

Mikey, ignore him and tell us what is REALLY going on in Jackson. You know, don't nobody know what's going on in Jackson like you and your "boy".
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JSU is going to be :vomit: on the bottom again. Mark my words. Don't believe the hype. After you lose your first three games the season is over for you.
 
Mike said:
From the lack of bolsterous post that we normally see around this time from you muffins. I can tell that you are slowly becoming the humble folks that you need to be.
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he aint lying either
 
LS Syndicate said:
Couple of points, here:

-As mentioned earlier, I'd take Bell over Jones anyday.
-I'd pick Green/ Haren over Keith/ Robinson anyday.
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stop lyinnnnn!!! you know dayum well BELL is a dumazz coach...he is a proven loser at Chavez High and now JSU lol

just for posting this your name will be added to the 2004 "I Support Coach Bell List"...that way you cant hide after every loss and try to act like that aint your boy...in other words you cant join the "Fire Coach Bell" Bandwagon when it pulls up to TSPN....
 



Shiiiiiiiiiid you don't need Mike. I'll tell you. Bell is still your coach, so therefore, you will suck again. There isn't NO WAY around it. I don't care if you have Superman on your team..... oh wait, you have him. :smh: It ain't lookin' good muffins.
 
TRU3000 said:
stop lyinnnnn!!! you know dayum well BELL is a dumazz coach...he is a proven loser at Chavez High and now JSU lol

just for posting this your name will be added to the 2004 "I Support Coach Bell List"...that way you cant hide after every loss and try to act like that aint your boy...in other words you cant join the "Fire Coach Bell" Bandwagon when it pulls up to TSPN....
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................and not one word about the QB's.
 
LS Syndicate said:
................and not one word about the QB's.
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I think I said something about the QBs. MAybe you need to go re-read. Then again, you did quote Tru. For what I don't know.... :xeye:
 
LS Syndicate said:
................and not one word about the QB's.
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why do you want to know about QB's? hell who yall got at quarterback? :| ...a proven nobody and a white boy!....like a simple math equation your proven loser coach cancels out any concern about yall having a tight QB...

just ask ya boy Roberto Kent....lol :cry: :emlaugh:

you shouldnt have mentioned it! I knew I would have to explain why it was overlooked ....on purpose! :uhoh:
 
Out of all the games I saw Green play in last year he didnt do ISH except for that SU game... He was on a roll .. then guess what... BELL dumbass put Kent in and the momentum changed. The crowd was actually yelling to put Bell back in.

If you would rather have Bell over Jones... then you are DUMBER than Bell is. Bell aint NEVA won as a head coach...
 
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"Tigerpride, why don't you admit that Bell ain't sh*t, Culberson need to send him back to the dummy store where ya'll got him from. By the way, next time when JACKson State folks want a real dummy as a coach, call on me. I'm Lester B*tch
 
TRU3000 said:
stop lyinnnnn!!! you know dayum well BELL is a dumazz coach...he is a proven loser at Chavez High and now JSU lol

just for posting this your name will be added to the 2004 "I Support Coach Bell List"...that way you cant hide after every loss and try to act like that aint your boy...in other words you cant join the "Fire Coach Bell" Bandwagon when it pulls up to TSPN....
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The Return of TruDraws!!! Ain't this special.


Mikey,

I asked you about the o-line.....carry on.
 
If you are not a JSU expert like Mikey, why are you on this thread. I am trying to get some answers about my team. geez.
 
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