* Have a safe and happy new year! *
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and
your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your
triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count
and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist,
your plumber, and the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere
during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get
there may you find a parking space.
May this evening, December 31, find you seated around
the dinner table, together with your beloved family and
cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You
will find the food better, the environment quieter, the
cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling
than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what
others see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until
you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget
balance, and may they include generous amounts for your
church and charities.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day
to your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can
say it to your secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your
photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your
hairdresser or your tennis instructor, but not with a
"twinkle" in your eye.
May we live as intended, in a world at peace with the
awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every flower's
unfolding petals, every baby's smile and every wonderful,
astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
Bless you with every happiness, great health peace, and
much love during the next year and all those that follow.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and
your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your
triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count
and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist,
your plumber, and the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere
during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get
there may you find a parking space.
May this evening, December 31, find you seated around
the dinner table, together with your beloved family and
cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You
will find the food better, the environment quieter, the
cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling
than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what
others see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until
you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget
balance, and may they include generous amounts for your
church and charities.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day
to your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can
say it to your secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your
photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your
hairdresser or your tennis instructor, but not with a
"twinkle" in your eye.
May we live as intended, in a world at peace with the
awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every flower's
unfolding petals, every baby's smile and every wonderful,
astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
Bless you with every happiness, great health peace, and
much love during the next year and all those that follow.
