Hard Brothers Part Deaux


luvdaboom

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Since that last thread made some "old heads" come out. Keep da party going.

Where's that fine Fortitude lady with the pretty smile???
 
whoa now, we might have to fight over Fortitude bruh? *heads to facebook to holla before boom gets there*
 



Hard Brothers don't rock open toe sandals or Jesus flip flops unless on the beach cause they have bad feet.
 
Do I qualify as a hard brother because I like this?

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Hard Brothers don't rock open toe sandals or Jesus flip flops unless on the beach cause they have bad feet.

According to some on this forum, not just this thread, most brothers don't have bad feet because they're getting manicures and pedicures. You know I think I saw a brother in the mall on Monday getting a pedicure.
 
Hard Brothers don't rock open toe sandals or Jesus flip flops unless on the beach cause they have bad feet.

Pop I 've never had a pedicure but my feet are not bad.. And I'm grown so I wear what the heyal I want. You will find me in flip flops every day I'm not at work. It's confortable to me..

Why is another man worried about my feet...
 
Pop I 've never had a pedicure but my feet are not bad.. And I'm grown so I wear what the heyal I want. You will find me in flip flops every day I'm not at work. It's confortable to me..

Why is another man worried about my feet...

Cause Pops work hard and dont believe in taking vacations.
 
According to some on this forum, not just this thread, most brothers don't have bad feet because they're getting manicures and pedicures. You know I think I saw a brother in the mall on Monday getting a pedicure.

Brothers getting Pedi's and mani's. What the hell going on? Brothers in Pilate classes and working out with shake weights.
 
Hard Brothers don't rock open toe sandals or Jesus flip flops unless on the beach cause they have bad feet.

According to some on this forum, not just this thread, most brothers don't have bad feet because they're getting manicures and pedicures. You know I think I saw a brother in the mall on Monday getting a pedicure.
 



According to some on this forum, not just this thread, most brothers don't have bad feet because they're getting manicures and pedicures. You know I think I saw a brother in the mall on Monday getting a pedicure.

Now y'all know who you are. Y'all told me I wanted a Cave man cause I didn't want the mani/pedi eyebrow arching man.
 
Now, shit now. Hold the hell up. :slap: :mad:

What's wrong w/ a pedi? :confused: Hell, that's my relaxation time and also my expose my dick/nutts time. lol I wear those big baggy shorts in there, even in winter time :read:, w/ boxers on so they can see my little-bitty spoon hanging out to the right along w/ this long dropping nutt sac lol. :emlaugh: And, foo-mang-yang rubs her tits on my legs <b>WHEN no other patrons are in there</b> :read: so I'm getting the tit-job along w/ the foot job while staring me eye to eye and asking "you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?." 10$ to 20$ tip for whomever does what I want right. lol

It's relaxing and + it's good for the hygiene. Don't wanna' deal w/ all those foot funguses (not fungii lol) anymore man. I'm too old for that. Mess around and catch a foot/toenail fungus that'll have me in ICU as old and decrepit (thx Tone) as I am.

Next y'all gonna' come up w/ a real man don't wipe his ass too good. Ahhhhhhhhhh bulllllshit nagga'! :slap: I use these and am proud of it:
<img src="http://www.playtexproductsinc.com/wetones/images/freshFlushProductAlone.jpg">

I'm not walking around here w/ a dirty smelly azz... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... how hypocritical is that for me to expect a woman to keep her cat and azz washed/cleaned and I not do likewise? :smh:
 
Now, shit now. Hold the hell up. :slap: :mad:

What's wrong w/ a pedi? :confused: Hell, that's my relaxation time and also my expose my dick/nutts time. lol I wear those big baggy shorts in there, even in winter time :read:, w/ boxers on so they can see my little-bitty spoon hanging out to the right along w/ this long dropping nutt sac lol. :emlaugh: And, foo-mang-yang rubs her tits on my legs <b>WHEN no other patrons are in there</b> :read: so I'm getting the tit-job along w/ the foot job while staring me eye to eye and asking "you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?." 10$ to 20$ tip for whomever does what I want right. lol

It's relaxing and + it's good for the hygiene. Don't wanna' deal w/ all those foot funguses (not fungii lol) anymore man. I'm too old for that. Mess around and catch a foot/toenail fungus that'll have me in ICU as old and decrepit (thx Tone) as I am.

Next y'all gonna' come up w/ a real man don't wipe his ass too good. Ahhhhhhhhhh bulllllshit nagga'! :slap: I use these and am proud of it:
<img src="http://www.playtexproductsinc.com/wetones/images/freshFlushProductAlone.jpg">

I'm not walking around here w/ a dirty smelly azz... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... how hypocritical is that for me to expect a woman to keep her cat and azz washed/cleaned and I not do likewise? :smh:

You are so disturbed!!!! :emlaugh:
 
Now, shit now. Hold the hell up. :slap: :mad:

What's wrong w/ a pedi? :confused: Hell, that's my relaxation time and also my expose my dick/nutts time. lol I wear those big baggy shorts in there, even in winter time :read:, w/ boxers on so they can see my little-bitty spoon hanging out to the right along w/ this long dropping nutt sac lol. :emlaugh: And, foo-mang-yang rubs her tits on my legs <b>WHEN no other patrons are in there</b> :read: so I'm getting the tit-job along w/ the foot job while staring me eye to eye and asking "you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?." 10$ to 20$ tip for whomever does what I want right. lol

It's relaxing and + it's good for the hygiene. Don't wanna' deal w/ all those foot funguses (not fungii lol) anymore man. I'm too old for that. Mess around and catch a foot/toenail fungus that'll have me in ICU as old and decrepit (thx Tone) as I am.

Next y'all gonna' come up w/ a real man don't wipe his ass too good. Ahhhhhhhhhh bulllllshit nagga'! :slap: I use these and am proud of it:
<img src="http://www.playtexproductsinc.com/wetones/images/freshFlushProductAlone.jpg">

I'm not walking around here w/ a dirty smelly azz... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... how hypocritical is that for me to expect a woman to keep her cat and azz washed/cleaned and I not do likewise? :smh:

I f this ain't some TMI, I don't know what is...:smh:
 
Now, shit now. Hold the hell up. :slap: :mad:

What's wrong w/ a pedi? :confused: Hell, that's my relaxation time and also my expose my dick/nutts time. lol I wear those big baggy shorts in there, even in winter time :read:, w/ boxers on so they can see my little-bitty spoon hanging out to the right along w/ this long dropping nutt sac lol. :emlaugh: And, foo-mang-yang rubs her tits on my legs <b>WHEN no other patrons are in there</b> :read: so I'm getting the tit-job along w/ the foot job while staring me eye to eye and asking "you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?." 10$ to 20$ tip for whomever does what I want right. lol

It's relaxing and + it's good for the hygiene. Don't wanna' deal w/ all those foot funguses (not fungii lol) anymore man. I'm too old for that. Mess around and catch a foot/toenail fungus that'll have me in ICU as old and decrepit (thx Tone) as I am.

Next y'all gonna' come up w/ a real man don't wipe his ass too good. Ahhhhhhhhhh bulllllshit nagga'! :slap: I use these and am proud of it:
<img src="http://www.playtexproductsinc.com/wetones/images/freshFlushProductAlone.jpg">

I'm not walking around here w/ a dirty smelly azz... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... how hypocritical is that for me to expect a woman to keep her cat and azz washed/cleaned and I not do likewise? :smh:

Now I like that men use these...y'all have a tendency to NOT know how to wipe your asses well. Shyt stains all in the draws...:tdown:
 
I just don't get that. :confused: :lol:

Listen woman. Shit. :|

Some of us men are HAIRY. Gott dammit I got hair all up the crack of my gott damned ass. Just tissue papa' ain't gonna' get it done, I don't care how much you wipe :read:. The euros have it right w/ the 2nd commode that shoots water up the ass to help get that excrement out. Some call it nasty, I call it reality. Hell, y'all don't shit? :confused: What kinda' ass y'all got that can put food in your body and nothing comes out? :confused:

I threw all them old drawz away and when I did, I adopted a new game plan to keep it "streak-free" in 2003, forward. :emlaugh: I use those wipes religeously. Carry in my pocket and the whole nine. They're good for other things besides wiping the ass hole. :D
 
Listen woman. Shit. :|

Some of us men are HAIRY. Gott dammit I got hair all up the crack of my gott damned ass. Just tissue papa' ain't gonna' get it done, I don't care how much you wipe :read:. The euros have it right w/ the 2nd commode that shoots water up the ass to help get that excrement out. Some call it nasty, I call it reality. Hell, y'all don't shit? :confused: What kinda' ass y'all got that can put food in your body and nothing comes out? :confused:

I threw all them old drawz away and when I did, I adopted a new game plan to keep it "streak-free" in 2003, forward. :emlaugh: I use those wipes religeously. Carry in my pocket and the whole nine. They're good for other things besides wiping the ass hole. :D

:dead:

boy hush...:lol:
 
Listen woman. Shit. :|

Some of us men are HAIRY. Gott dammit I got hair all up the crack of my gott damned ass. Just tissue papa' ain't gonna' get it done, I don't care how much you wipe :read:. The euros have it right w/ the 2nd commode that shoots water up the ass to help get that excrement out. Some call it nasty, I call it reality. Hell, y'all don't shit? :confused: What kinda' ass y'all got that can put food in your body and nothing comes out? :confused:

I threw all them old drawz away and when I did, I adopted a new game plan to keep it "streak-free" in 2003, forward. :emlaugh: I use those wipes religeously. Carry in my pocket and the whole nine. They're good for other things besides wiping the ass hole. :D


You are ignant! :lmao:
 
You are ignant! :lmao:

Thank ye'. Thank ye'. Thank ye'. It comes naturally. :D :lol:

But still, I wish someone had turned me on to those wipes when I was a young mane. In my early 20s, I had to bleach and scald the shit out some drawz to get that streak out. :confused: :smh: Now? Clean like the board of health. lol I've encountered some folk who shower after they shit and that's cool. But, ain't no showers @ work or when you're out and about man. When that inspiration to shit hits ya', ya' gonna' hafta' pay the pipah and go.
 
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