Goat & Cow Square UP...





chocalate_topaz said:
Was that a scrimma goat???
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W/ that knockout butt, had to be lol. He was most def a MAD scrimma goat! DAYAM!!!!

Kind of scares me a lil' bit looking @ that video because myself and an older cousin were about to purchase 4-5 of those things to have them start the initial process of clearing underbrush for us on our properties so we can get in w/ the tractors and do good stuff (have to be able to see what we're brushhogging). I was worried about the bobcats out this way but I see he and I may have to worry about being knocked out by mad scrimma goats lol. Dang.
 
Bewildered said:
Kind of scares me a lil' bit looking @ that video because myself and an older cousin were about to purchase 4-5 of those things to have them start the initial process of clearing underbrush for us on our properties so we can get in w/ the tractors and do good stuff (have to be able to see what we're brushhogging). I was worried about the bobcats out this way but I see he and I may have to worry about being knocked out by mad scrimma goats lol. Dang.
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I showed this to my boss. She has farm animals. She said that goats and cows are mortal enemies. She witnessed about 5 cows whooping a goats ass. The goat got away and came back with his boys and wrecked shop. LOL
 
The Founder said:
I showed this to my boss. She has farm animals. She said that goats and cows are mortal enemies. She witnessed about 5 cows whooping a goats ass. The goat got away and came back with his boys and wrecked shop. LOL
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lol I can imagine.

Bruh, my VERY last encounter w/ a goat was (I think?) ~ back in 2011 or 2012 (????) where momma's hubby purchased one for some ungodly reason. I had a small lol car collection on the property so my '54 Bel Air was under one of the sheds. As I drove up very late one night/early morning (1-2am), I went out to check on the vehicles w/ flashlight to ensure that no one stole them lol and there atop the Bel Air hood... was she... and her new baby. Momma goat had a sheethed-cable on her tied to one leg of the shed. Man my nose started to bleed I got so mad. I couldn't sleep for the next few hours for thinking about how I was gonna' shoot the momma' goat and then give her to cousins so they could bbq her. At the first crack of daylight, I went back out w/ 12-pump and the little baby goat came towards me baa-haa'ing and rubbed against my leg in a circle as I walked towards that car and another 2 trucks sitting alongside. The momma' goat jumped down from the hood of the car and walked towards me. She put that one green eye on me and her other eye was kinda' greyish/whitish.... The unthinkable occurred. I felt sorrow for her and her baby. :( I couldn't do it. Obviously both were domesticated since they let me move them to another spot w/out fight and the baby goat was never tied. :( The hood and hard-top of the Bel Air? F'd up w/ hoof marks lol. Original paint from 1953, f'd up. lol I can lol about it now but back then I had a LOT of mixed emotions wanting to kill up some stuff.
 
I know I've had my run ins with goats. We have a goat now that butts everything. He'll be half an acre away, and I'll see that little shit lower his head and start running. We normally take a shovel with us. When he starts that, I try to crack his damn skull.

He slammed into a gate I was holding and that sucker slammed into my eye. I looked like a domestic violence victim. Then he butted my nephew one year. We all jumped on his back and took his ass to the ground. I should just kill him and put him on the ground...mangy muddafugga. Except, he's the only pure Angora I have on this farm....so he makes beautiful yarn but cantankerous as schitt.
 
chocalate_topaz said:
I know I've had my run ins with goats. We have a goat now that butts everything. He'll be half an acre away, and I'll see that little shit lower his head and start running. We normally take a shovel with us. When he starts that, I try to crack his damn skull.

He slammed into a gate I was holding and that sucker slammed into my eye. I looked like a domestic violence victim. Then he butted my nephew one year. We all jumped on his back and took his ass to the ground. I should just kill him and put him on the ground...mangy muddafugga. Except, he's the only pure Angora I have on this farm....so he makes beautiful yarn but cantankerous as schitt.
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I'm changing my name to Angora. :D If that's all it took to get your attention, dang you should've told me that a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago lol. lololololololol

Seriously, I hope the Angora doesn't get nilly-willy when you have an unsuspecting visitor or it's gonna' be lights out for somebody lol.
 
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Scrimma goat
 



That goat tenderized his azz! Ole Bullwinkle literally got grilled! I guess he feeling somewhere between medium and rare...lol!
 
So what y'all are saying is that goats are evil, destructive con-artists that do whatever they want because they know you don't have it in you to kill them? lol
 
number1 said:
So what y'all are saying is that goats are evil, destructive con-artists that do whatever they want because they know you don't have it in you to kill them? lol
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Bewildered said:
A scrimma goat is not be be f'd w/ bruh. Ask some of these elder heads here about that dayamed scrimma goat.... bruh...smh lol
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Number1, a scrimma goat is a mixture of Clubber Lane, Ivan Danko, and a pissed off black woman rolled up in to one.

Not be messed with!!!
 
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Just when the thoughts were going in the head to get a few to raise and sell I get this laugh. Those goats are getting good money on the market these days.
 
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