Friday Fun: Have you ever been caught...





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Well, the VERY FIRST time I EVER was caught occurred when I was seven (7) years young. Butt nekid from head to toe and so was she (she was either 6 or 7 - I'm a few months older than she :)), underneath my big momma's wood-frame house :|, by my aunt Gracie (RIP :(). Auntie beat me much WORSE than ANY slave would've ever been beaten. I still have a few marks on my back to prove it :). She beat me naked and made big momma's neighbor's daughter go home. :| 3 beatings that day. My aunt Gracie, my big momma, and then momma shen she came to pick me up. :|

I'd seen so much human-to-human sex up until that age until I knew what to do and where to stick it. lol I've been "caught" :rolleyes: many, many times since then. Matters not. :|
 
Panther88 said:
*getting popcorn*

Well, the VERY FIRST time I EVER was caught occurred when I was seven (7) years young. Butt nekid from head to toe and so was she (she was either 6 or 7 - I'm a few months older than she :)), underneath my big momma's wood-frame house :|, by my aunt Gracie (RIP :(). Auntie beat me much WORSE than ANY slave would've ever been beaten. I still have a few marks on my back to prove it :). She beat me naked and made big momma's neighbor's daughter go home. :| 3 beatings that day. My aunt Gracie, my big momma, and then momma shen she came to pick me up. :|

I'd seen so much human-to-human sex up until that age until I knew what to do and where to stick it. lol I've been "caught" :rolleyes: many, many times since then. Matters not. :|
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You know you are studip right.:lol::lol::lol:
 
Shawiggi been caught two or three times. two times in the car and another at Home...LOL

I was in college and went home to help my grandmother out one weekend. My girlfriend made the trip down. Well granny was outside and I had just got done with all the work she needed done. So I jump in the shower and as soon as I got out my girl knocked on the door. I let her in and oh well you know what happen. I'm in that thang good(she had a great snapper lol) when knock knock. My cousins and homegirl both in town from JSU came by cause they heard my girl had come down..They at the door like What are yall doing in there.....Uh nothing. They making jokes and ish and I'm still hitting it..LOL

The two other times were down right funny and explicit. Shawiggi will do it anywhere..or at least when I was young...LOL

Oh lets not talk about how my HS girlfreind mom would leave us at home by ourselves. I mean as soon as she would leave my girlfriend would pull me in the living room and we would go at it (great snapper as well) Man we almost got caught a lot. I would jump up pull my pants up and run in the Den. She would always go straight to the Bathroom. You could see her pull in from the Living room.. She would also take her little brother with her. That dude just graduated from HS last May..So she could have left her spy there.

Shawiggi has always been good with the MOMS.....

Man to think of it I've been caught a few more time....let me stop...
 
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DallasCowboyGirl said:
You know you are studip right.:lol::lol::lol:
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It happened. Can't deny or lie about it. I wasn't just trying to "hump." lol I was trying to E-N-T-E-R. I was reared to be a grown independant man @ 13. That's how I was treated and that's how I carried myself. This a grown assed man over hur. Don't mess around and find yourself underneath me. It's a lot of experience this away. :wavey: :sperm:
 
Panther88 said:
It happened. Can't deny or lie about it. I wasn't just trying to "hump." lol I was trying to E-N-T-E-R. I was reared to be a grown independant man @ 13. That's how I was treated and that's how I carried myself. This a grown assed man over hur. Don't mess around and find yourself underneath me. It's a lot of experience this away. :wavey: :sperm:
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Man we use to play hide and go get and hunch on girls. Man aint nothing close to pena just straight dry humping out in those Delta cotton fields..LOL

I wish I would catch somebodies kid on my daughters...SMH

I'm in trouble...trouble...
 
I didn't give a damn. It was just "sex." :rolleyes: shaw done gave me guidance to confess. :smh:

I done "caught" myself rubbing my lil' bitty garder snake while driving one night. lol I got some heated up from phone convo until I HAD to deliver -> :sperm:. :D

:rolleyes: A more sincere question to ask me is "who has never caught you having sex?" :lol:
 
shawiggi said:
Man we use to play hide and go get and hunch on girls. Man aint nothing close to pena just straight dry humping out in those Delta cotton fields..LOL

I wish I would catch somebodies kid on my daughters...SMH

I'm in trouble...trouble...
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Yep. You're in for the SAME trouble I'm in. I have daughters. And the VERY thought of some lil' boy doing to my daughters what I'd done to others EVEN well into my 20s+ :read: scares me shitless. :|

Our male hornyness caught up to us and God made it such that we have daughters for all the wrong we did. :(

The stuff I did? :confused: :shame: lol If you could pull your shorts to the side or I could bend this lil' bitty skinny thing so that the head enters, it was all ovah! :sperm:
 
Freshman year a couple of times...

Once at the reservoir we were going hard in the front seat. As soon as we finished the ridgeland police rolled up and gave us a ticket. I am very sure they had been watching us the whole time.

Second time was in the parking lot of Tiffany's we were not having sex per say he head was just in my lap :lol:

I use to have this thing about the being outside...:goodbad::goodbad::goodbad:
 



JSU*Toi said:
Freshman year a couple of times...

Once at the reservoir we were going hard in the front seat. As soon as we finished the ridgeland police rolled up and gave us a ticket. I am very sure they had been watching us the whole time.
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LOL

Folx never learn about the Rez! You couldn't pay me to do a girl out there. Way too high risk.
 
JSU*Toi said:
Freshman year a couple of times...

Once at the reservoir we were going hard in the front seat. As soon as we finished the ridgeland police rolled up and gave us a ticket. I am very sure they had been watching us the whole time.

Second time was in the parking lot of Tiffany's we were not having sex per say he head was just in my lap :lol:

I use to have this thing about the being outside...:goodbad::goodbad::goodbad:
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:lecture::lecture:
 
JSU*Toi said:
Freshman year a couple of times...

Once at the reservoir we were going hard in the front seat Ridgeland police as soon as we finished the police rolled up and gave us a ticket. I am very sure they had been watching us the whole time.

Second time was in the parking lot of Tiffany's we were not having sex per say he head was just in my lap :lol:

I use to have this thing about the being outside...:goodbad::goodbad::goodbad:
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:bowdown: Thanks for having the nutts to confess babey. :love: That's why you're my #1 stunna. :bowdown:

Every other woman in hur is about to go "virgin" on us since they've never been "caught." :rolleyes: Fess up people! It's a HUMANLY natural thing to have sex. lol It's okay. Let go of those inhibitions. That's what we menfolx are here to help you do. Let go. :D

I got "caught" lol by my neighbors @ an old apt complex in Columbus, OH having sex w/ this one gul on the hood of my new car (then new car). :| She called and told me she was coming by. I'd never gotten any from her but I wanted her.....just as BAD as I want <b>DallasCowboyGirl</b> lol... she pulled up, parked, and was talking yip-yap to me as I was on my way out and I told her that either she was giving me some pussy or getting the hell on because I had another chick I was about to go see in a few mins. lol I guess she got all jealous and w/ the Porsche lol being new, she decided to let me do what I wanted. That's when spandex was in so she had on some and I pulled them ever so gently down and lifted her up while she was <b>saying</b> (not asking :emlaugh: ) "what r u doing rick-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :what:" On that damned hood I went. lol My neighbor and ironically office-mate @ work Carlos told me he pulled up a chair and watched the whole thing and he lol'd when cars were passing by. lol Carlos was from South America so he had some negro in him and regularly poked fun @ the "square" white folx we were around there; making fun of what looked like their faces that I was having sex right in front of them. lol I put a dent in the hood of the car lol and went back to the dealership the following Monday and bytched to them that they sold me a piece of bullshit w/ a dented hood (still got the receipt for the labor they charged lol). They gave me another hood but I had to pay for labor. :D Old Detroit gulz booty-prints were all on the hood along w/ my hand prints. lol And yepper... I STILL went over to this other girl's crib to have more sex after I took another shower. :swink: lol
 
I got "caught" by a trucker (18-wheeler) w/ a woman's face in my lap from Indianapolis to Columbus (1.5hrs away). lol She'd gotten completely <b>naked</b> in the GT. My hands were doing the walking and her lips/tongue were doing the deal to lil' bitty Panther88 jr. She tried to sit on my lap as I let the seat all the way back so we could "do it" as I was driving. This dude in the big truck MUST'VE radioed quite a few other dudes because there were 18-wheelers all around that lil' bitty car. When I sped up, they did (I'm talking 90+ mph). When I slowed down to 45 on IH70, they slowed down. :retard: Finally, I pulled over and went down some dark street and stood her up on the edge of the car - one leg on my shoulder and... :sperm: :swink:
 
Actually, caught in the act? Oddly enough...no.

Been caught a few times leave'n the scene of the crime, though...:lol:

"Did you actually SEE me having sex? Uh...No...:flippy:"
 
I got "caught" lol by my SU roommates in grad school having sex on the patio in Silver Spring, MD w/ 2 differing gulz who wasn't my fiancee'. :read:
 
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