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In Punta Gorda, Florida, police arrested a drunk woman for the abuse of emergency services after she hit on a police officer that was dispatched to her home.
On Friday night, Maria Montenez-Colon called 911 emergency services to file a report on her missing Corvette. When a male officer arrived to her residence, she appeared drunk, according to the officer’s report, and asked the cop if he was married.
“I haven’t been penetrated in years,†Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer. â€I am so horny.â€
Then the 58-year-old woman made her move. “You can **** me,†she said. Mugshot is below.
As the officer tried to keep the conversation on track and investigated her missing automobile, Montenez-Colon kept grabbing at the officer’s arm and attempted to rub her hands on his chest. That’s when the officer left the scene.
Not 60 minutes after the first incident, the “horny†woman dialed emergency services once again to kvetch about the officer who “pissed her off†for not putting out. That prompted a second visit from the officer, this time with backup.
In Punta Gorda, Florida, police arrested a drunk woman for the abuse of emergency services after she hit on a police officer that was dispatched to her home.
On Friday night, Maria Montenez-Colon called 911 emergency services to file a report on her missing Corvette. When a male officer arrived to her residence, she appeared drunk, according to the officer’s report, and asked the cop if he was married.
“I haven’t been penetrated in years,†Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer. â€I am so horny.â€
Then the 58-year-old woman made her move. “You can **** me,†she said. Mugshot is below.
As the officer tried to keep the conversation on track and investigated her missing automobile, Montenez-Colon kept grabbing at the officer’s arm and attempted to rub her hands on his chest. That’s when the officer left the scene.
Not 60 minutes after the first incident, the “horny†woman dialed emergency services once again to kvetch about the officer who “pissed her off†for not putting out. That prompted a second visit from the officer, this time with backup.
