Does AT&T have a chance against JSU this year.


J-State Tiger

J-State Tiger

Senate Candidate #7
In a word... no. They needed 7 turnovers and a dropped pass to beat a bunch of sophomores in the dome last year. JSU is not BCC or Central or whoever Worldcom is used to playing. BT we know you are laying low because it is a rebuilding decade for you from here on out. Just conceed to FAMU in september.
 



Can we buy food there, or do we have to bring our own? Is A&T located in a dry county or do we have to bring our spirits? Do I need to make sure I have rental car insurance, because Deer season starts the same day?
 
:lmao: Surely you jest "Do we have what it takes to Whoop that azz again?" Does the Sonic have Boom? Do yall dancers shake it fast? (LOL ) so those receivers were sophmores? Man it's not even funny anymore how yall drink kegs of soreloser-aide over here I had to come see for myself because I didn't beleive all the hype. Make sure when you come to Blue Death Valley yall leave that loseaide and all of it's products hateraide & envypunch in mississippi. After the azz whoooping yall recieve we will even help yall come up with new excuse to use gratis. Deal?
 
AT&T is a telephone company.

A&T is your pappy. We're already one up on you.

Know the difference.

What kind of smalltime program lauds the accomplishments of a colorblind qb that gives the game away against a team that lost its only weapon early in the contest? You are the shame of the SWAC and you dare begin a post questioning whether the telephone company can beat you? You'd better hope a team of telephone technicians suit up to play you, because the Aggies aren't about to give you 35 points again. At least crying Eddie's last team only lost by five to us. You lost by a whole dayumed touchdown. You might as well be Howard to us. Y'all are both the Buffalo Bills.
 
Originally posted by RAWRAY FROM J-STATE
Mafia, what's the closest airport to A&T, or do we have to drive?
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LOL Raw we have to fly into Charlotte and Hit a wagon wheel into Gumpsboro.

He he AT&T thinks JSU is Horard or Nofolks. They dont be knowing. What is there to be envious of in Cackalacka? It is bad enough that we have to dress out under a funeral home tent, and hope the game doesnt get called "on 'count uh darkness."

youaintonjsulevel.
 
Livin' in the PASS

A&T has lights. A&T has a field house. You smack on -pass- issues. In the present A&T leads the series between us by ONE game and has ONE more playoff victory than you coochie poppers. In the future you'll know better than to come to your daddy house trying to eat up all the corn pudding.

Of course DOOMSDAY thinks jsmalltimeu is Howard or Nofolks. We scored at least 40 points on all three of you scrubs.

When we're through knocking the schitt out of your sucka ass squad, your coach can clean the tracks out of their drawers.

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Your dumbass can take the wagon wheel to GSO if you want. I'll be flying into the airport there.
 
Oh, the chitlins will be good n ready. Your squad will not be.

You won't score on us. We are not Southern Miss. We are not pretending to be something we are not. We are not I-A and we know it. We just have a defense full of I-A players. After JSU is through whupping the hell out of the molden chickens you will be shocked back into reality by a real defense. We got rid of the dead weight at defensive coordinator and got that chinese boy that ran Southern's d back in '93 to clean it up. Remember that defense? The one that held you to three points. Yoshida's got far better defensive players to work with on this squad than he had on that one. Kenterception will only throw two ducks vs. usm. DOOMSDAY expects to see 11 thrown against the new and improved Blue Death defense. That would be one int. for each defensive player. Five will be returned for touchdowns.

jsu, you are in for a treat. Not only will you see a state of the art fieldhouse and a stadium that will impress upon you the true benefits of ownership vs. lease agreements, you will see how the asian lineage of our defensive coordinator has led to a mastery of angular pursuit and geometric defensive schemes. Afterwards DOOMSDAY will personally seek you cowards out and teach you how to rap by picking up one of them fine-ass prancing j-sette broads and getting her to cleanse the aforementioned chitlins for the afterparty. Do you like you chitlins sauteed or fried? DOOMSDAY doesn't care.
 
Did any of those 1A players play last year, or is Yoshida bringing them with him? Your school sucks....your stadium sucks.....you just got lights, so quit bragging about it.

You have nothing on offense or defense. You know it, we know it...hell everybody knows it. Just get ready for this embarrassment.
 
They played without proper instruction last year, yet we still won. This year Yoshida will be Mr. Miyagi, the Aggie D will be Ralph Macchio, and your overmatched squad will be the broken blocks of cheap balsa wood strewn over our stadium.

Your school swallows... if you had a stadium it would fall over on a small child as soon as the wind or one of those errant ducks Kint has a habit of tossing hit it... who the hell bragged about lights?

We had nothing on offense or defense last year. Everybody knew it then, except your coach. He was too busy preparing the tub water to insure that he would be able to get the sked **** stains in the drawers of your players out in time for the next loss.

DOOMSDAY will have sexual intercourse with three prancing j-settes on our 40 yard line immediately following the game.

pass- jsu glory, A&T no lights and field house, jsu 0-13
present- A&T glory, jsu no stadium, jsu 0-13; 0-1
future- A&T glory, jsu no stadium, jsu0-13; 0-2
 



we didn't have anything last year...

but who won the game? What does that say about your squad? Let DOOMSDAY answer that for you since you will not.

youarenotonA&Tlevel

The amazin' asian and that d-crew will dominate you like Ebony Ayes be dominating them whyt bidnessmen in Atlanta now. You will resort to band smack in a feeble attempt to save face, but your squad will be played like an instrument.

Y'all are gonna come all that way to getcho first ash whuppin of the season just cause usm doesn't have the ability to administer one correctly.

Just git your excuses riddy just like last year.
 
...but if you knew your qb was a colorblind punter being coached by a nuh too stupid to work his way from working in the back at the local chinese laundromat you'd talk junk all day?

s_ _, _a_, _ _ d

Hughes: Look here boy, jus trow dat dayum ball up reel hi like, so's mica vick II kin ketch it.

Kint: yessuh
 
Originally posted by J-State Tiger
LOL Raw we have to fly into Charlotte and Hit a wagon wheel into Gumpsboro.
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airport smack......:rolleyes: that is really :( ........ especially with that run down garbage airport yall have down in sip!

Just fly into the international airport that is about 20 minutes from the campus. Leave your mules and wagons at home.

DOOMSDAY,

Why did DOOMSDAY pick the 40 and not the 50 for the postgame rendezvous with the J-Settes?:lmao:
 
Get Ready and the above jslooers where is the betting thread? Put ya high hopes up and lets see what's up. I'm always willing to help a fool part with his or her money or dignity
 
Originally posted by DOOMSDAY
DOOMSDAY wishes to keep his exposed ass a minimum of 10 yards away from the male twirler in the jsu band.
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DOOMSDAY still has to be careful......you know his happy baton twirlin azz is always right there by the j-settes.....and sometimes he twerks harder than them too....

How does the JSU student body feel about the "happy" baton twirler? That's some historical isht right there....I saw a tape of JSU from '83 and they had a different gay baton twirlin dude, except that one had a jherri curl :smh:
 
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