MikeBigg
Well-Known Member
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told
his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at
the fire station.
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump into bed.
And when I say BELL 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1 !" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled! "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at
the fire station.
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump into bed.
And when I say BELL 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1 !" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled! "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
