Ntelekt
Mr. Telephone Man (1975)
Well y'all, as we all know....Eddie "Tears Of Joy" Robinson is banned from his own stadium!
The only way for poor old Eddie to visit the grounds is by unlawful entry. One night last week, an unknown assailannt helped Eddie get in. Little did they know...ol Dum Doug was in the Pressbox, getting rid of the "evidence" from his earlier escapades that evening.
This is what insued...
Sung to the tune of "Contagious..."
Doug:
"W-w-what da hell is goin on in da stadium I call my home???"
Cryin' Eddie:
"Duh Duh Doug,let me explain...this stadium still bears my name."
Doug:
"Mane, I'm about to have a fit!"
SOG:
*Oh its bout to be some schitt!
Why did I get into this???
Shouldna let Eddie up in this bi+(h!*
Doug:
"Look you crazy Old Mane...you really need to go, Mane!"
Cryin' Eddie:
"But Duh Duh, wait..."
Doug:
"Naw, wait my ass!
Hit the field, yo ass is past!"
SOG:
"But Duh Duh, you don't understain..."
Doug:
"Now wutchu talkin' bout, Mane?"
SOG:
"Dammit Coach, I'm tryn to tell ya!!!"
Doug:
"That old cat look real familiar..."
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The only way for poor old Eddie to visit the grounds is by unlawful entry. One night last week, an unknown assailannt helped Eddie get in. Little did they know...ol Dum Doug was in the Pressbox, getting rid of the "evidence" from his earlier escapades that evening.
This is what insued...
Sung to the tune of "Contagious..."
Doug:
"W-w-what da hell is goin on in da stadium I call my home???"
Cryin' Eddie:
"Duh Duh Doug,let me explain...this stadium still bears my name."
Doug:
"Mane, I'm about to have a fit!"
SOG:
*Oh its bout to be some schitt!
Why did I get into this???
Shouldna let Eddie up in this bi+(h!*
Doug:
"Look you crazy Old Mane...you really need to go, Mane!"
Cryin' Eddie:
"But Duh Duh, wait..."
Doug:
"Naw, wait my ass!
Hit the field, yo ass is past!"
SOG:
"But Duh Duh, you don't understain..."
Doug:
"Now wutchu talkin' bout, Mane?"
SOG:
"Dammit Coach, I'm tryn to tell ya!!!"
Doug:
"That old cat look real familiar..."
:emlaugh: