Being pimped by your relatives smh


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Lenard

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I had a recent semi-falling out where I told one of my elder 1st cousin females/godsister that I was ashamed to call her cousin/big "sissy : :( She orchestrated to set me up a few weekends ago so that her in-law female could have access to me and my american citizenry. She and her latin american hubby conspired to have his fine assed sister stay w/ them while doing her texas swing from NY en route back to Belize. Chica can barely speak english but she knew enough to say "marry" and "our house" and she was speaking to her ~8 y/o son saying something about "papi" while pointing to me and then this lil' joker came up and gave me a hug like I was his daddy. ( WTFFFFF?! ) This... was fvcked up. Kinfolk has always been like a big sister to me and we shared a LOT of good times together while I was a little boy. She was my father and my big brother, literally, at certain stints. Can't believe she did that to me. We have other male 1st cousins she could've gotten... nevermind. Some of them have criminal records. smgdh Damn man. :(

This is the 2nd time a relative has done this stupid shit to me. (setup to use my citizenship)
 



LMAO!!!! If she was sister yes indeed....LOL

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The Founder said:
This post is useless without pics of your wife..errrrr girlfriend....ummmm friend from Belize. Now if she fine you should be able to be the step daddy for a little while.
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Naw man. I wasn't taking pics of shit when I figured out "marry," "citizenship," "move to amurica" bullshit out. :-/ I cannot believe kinfolk did that to me man. smh Chick been calling from that # down yonda' to the cell and when I blocked that one #, I'll be dayamed if another int'l # showed up. F'ing calling me for? Get ya' life! Damned! :mad:
 
Bewildered said:
Naw man. I wasn't taking pics of shit when I figured out "marry," "citizenship," "move to amurica" bullshit out. :-/ I cannot believe kinfolk did that to me man. smh Chick been calling from that # down yonda' to the cell and when I blocked that one #, I'll be dayamed if another int'l # showed up. F'ing calling me for? Get ya' life! Damned! :mad:
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Is she fine though? LOL....you fixed ain't ya....plus you still the 42 second guy right? Man she may be the best thing since sliced bread. LOL....
 
The Founder said:
Is she fine though? LOL....you fixed ain't ya....plus you still the 42 second guy right? Man she may be the best thing since sliced bread. LOL....
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Brother... she's black-spanish something god awfully fine. I guess I shouldn've hit. smh :( All I know is "duro" (sp?) means hard-on. I stayed duro. :D lol
 
Blacknbengal said:
Drop that 42 sec bomb on her P!!!!!
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Bruh! I didn't disappoint yet again.... It was that BEWILDERED LOOK that happens after the super-quickie!!!! "WHAT IZZZZZZZZZZZ DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ???????????!!!!!!!! YOU FINISH SO QUICK??????????? MORE???????????"

Me---> Naw man. I'm good. Time for nappy-bye..... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
CEE DOG said:
I would've told her I had to taste that puddin pie first to see if it was worth keeping around... Lol
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She'll have a whole new perspective of black american men. It took all of 4 hours and a few dos equis to de-draw lol.

I'm going to hell on scholarship w/ gasoline drawz on. smh
 
Bewildered said:
Bruh! I didn't disappoint yet again.... It was that BEWILDERED LOOK that happens after the super-quickie!!!! "WHAT IZZZZZZZZZZZ DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ???????????!!!!!!!! YOU FINISH SO QUICK??????????? MORE???????????"

Me---> Naw man. I'm good. Time for nappy-bye..... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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I knew you were hitting her when you started this thread.....see you know she had gotten attached and you know the puddin good and you scared of that puddin....shit man if puddin make you scared it's good for you. Sometimes I pull up at the house and nervous to get out....LMAO!!!!
 



The Founder said:
LOL....but wait you wasn't thinking about that when were knee deep in that puddin after the baby went to bed.:D:D:D
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Blacknbengal said:
But I see you STILL found a way to "flip " the script and get what you want. LOL!!!!
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I thought she simply liked a knucka' and just wanted some american ass? I didn't realize I was signing on the dotted line to be called constantly and asked about this bullshit citizenship shit. smh

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That happened to one of my co-workers and when she received her citizenship - she left him for a woman. LOL...

On another note, that lady from Belize must be from the sticks if she barely speaks English. haha.
 
TSUalum05 said:
That happened to one of my co-workers and when she received her citizenship - she left him for a woman. LOL...

On another note, that lady from Belize must be from the sticks if she barely speaks English. haha.
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Did the chick who left him have a daughter. LOL....man I do taxes for a lady who left her husband for another woman after getting citizenship and she is from Texas. LOL
 
TSUalum05 said:
That happened to one of my co-workers and when she received her citizenship - she left him for a woman. LOL...

On another note, that lady from Belize must be from the sticks if she barely speaks English. haha.
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She said english words here and there but I KNOW I heard "pah-pahhhhh" and "marry" and "you want no more?" and "that's it?" lol :D .

I'm 4.0 on a 4.0 scale for scholarship to hell. smh 2nd f'ing time I done done this stupid shit but this time I didn't know about the setup deal kinfolk did. smh She was foul for this one. I thought I was just getting to know somebody and vice-versa. Had a cousin and uncle do that stupid shit and they were loving it at first until their "wives" got their citizenship and then almost immediately brought both of their husbands over from Mexico. :D lol They were looking sick afterwards. lol
 
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