Before anyone else does it.....let me tell my secrets


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Suge

The Phat Mack
I am not really 6'3"..I am rely 6'2 1/2"

I only live in Pensacola, I'm not from here!

My momma loves me!

I really like Julia Roberts movies and have several on video!

I am phat..but keep that on the DL too!

Mt right knee is worser than my left knee!

I can't play basketball, sue me!

My arse will soon have an opening..........


anybody else!
 
Uhhhh...

While Halle and Eric were engaged I met her thru some friends and we met outside the Dixie National Rodeo in Jackson. An after smoking a few bluntz and watching the barrell racing and the calf roping, we had sex in My Nissan Maxima. It was all captured by the rodeo security camera and shown on the jumbotron inside the rodeo. Me Halle and 15,000 rednecks know this story to e true. :(
 
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Her's more

For teh past six months I have been secretly flying allover the country and sleeping with some of TSPN's most eligile puddins. And some who wasn't exactly eligble......it was supposed to be on the DL. But now that we are putting all our business in the streets..I will too!

Here is the list in order of best to worst!
1. Spirit
2. JSU ATL
3. Prissy
4. prettywoman
5. Spirit
6. Storm of SU
7. Spirit
8. Nita
9. Aluxxus
10. Spirit

Sorry, but I just couldn't hold my tongue any longer!!

Nita..I hope ypour household stays intact!
 
My Secrets......I only have two

1. I started AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) last year but I quit because I got depressed from other people's stories and began drinking.

2. The doctor asked me for a Semin, Stool, and Urine sample and I gave her last night's underwear.
 
Here's my Secret

When Suge and I were having our tryst, Sperm was in the closet videotaping ...

So don't worry, Suge, my house will stay intact ...

HE ALREADY KNOWS!!

:D
 
Re: Here's my Secret

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Originally posted by Vinita
When Suge and I were having our tryst, Sperm was in the closet videotaping ...

So don't worry, Suge, my house will stay intact ...

HE ALREADY KNOWS!!

:D
 
Video tape

Man is that all..wel that won't the first of the last time that happens. But if I see my phat arse on the net...you better give me my cut of the money.

{thinking to myslef}
I should have known something was up when she said wear the red boots and the chaps only
 
LMBAO @ Suge and Nita.

I see on Suge's list that Spirit was getting progressively worser and worser.:D
 
Actually Robber

She didn't get Worser..she got better!!

She kept begging me to come back and give her another shot. And that last time when she pulled out the hot sauce and the stun gun.......she moved into first place!

Man you should see what that women can do with a duck tape, a deep fryer, a bag of charcoal, and some sweet and sour sauce! Mind Blowin!
 
This is my therapy....

I'd also like to know that I'm the real baby daddy of the following puddins....

1. Dtown
2. Nita
3. Shanka
4. Alexxus
5. Robber's wife
6. Storm of SU
7. JSU@ATL (Not all of them are D-Nice's)

I would appreciate it if you guys would keep everything the way it is. I couldn't possibly afford child support. Let's just live the lie....okay ??
 
Re: This is my therapy....

Originally posted by phatback
I'd also like to know that I'm the real baby daddy of the following puddins....

1. Dtown
2. Nita
3. Shanka
4. Alexxus
5. <font color=red>Robber's wife</font>
6. Storm of SU
7. JSU@ATL (Not all of them are D-Nice's)

I would appreciate it if you guys would keep everything the way it is. I couldn't possibly afford child support. Let's just live the lie....okay ??

I knew there was something funny about that boy???:mad::D
 
Don't worry Robber. With my grey matter contain in his chromosomes, the sky's the limit.....


Now JSU*ATL....I don't know. Those genes of her's are strong.
 
Please say I didn't see what i thought I did...

Bot..did you stoopid arse just say Robbers wife too!!

I am ROTFLOL!!! Man somebody call 911..I am going into shock!!!

Phatback and Robers wife!!!! Kameronback Deion
 
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You might want to answer that page man..

I'm telling you..hot sauce and a stun gun. Your life will never be the same!!
 
LOL @ Phat


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I be dat baby pappy!
 
Yes you did CC,

You put in your 'signal'

1-800-Hit-meup and then 1-888-468-7823 [1-888-HOT-SUCE]....

Suge, you may be on to something !!!!
 
No DOUBT!

Gone dip in the puddin' leave me with TWO knotheads, NO child support ... and STEADY blowin' up my dayumed pager!

CUT that crap OUT!
 
Dayum Suge!!!! See, since you are in the SPILLING YO FREAKING BEANS, why don't you just tell everybody that you gotz a lil smokie??? See, I tried to warn you, but NOOOOOOOOOOO, you just wouldn't leave it alone. Yes, tell everybody how all those lil spoon threads was all about YOU!! That's right folks, it was ALL ABOUT SUGE!! I tried to warn you, but you just couldn't leave well enough alone. And it aint NO MOTION in the ocean!!!!! NOW, smoke on that pipe!!!



Phatback, all I can say is, I'm telling Shanka that IT WASN'T MY FAULT. :eek:
 
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