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Listen up maggots! And that's an order!
In a post on this here smack board DaSperm, GSU's newly acquired cheerleader asked some questions about his and GSU's SUperior and Daddy.
Well here's some answers
Well M.L. Carr, I mean DaSperm...i hope i answered your questions....feel free to retort
Well here's some answers
DaSperm said:Q. Who is the legendary SUcks coach?
A. A.W. Mumford is one Southern's legendary coaches. Didn't we punk UAPB/Branch/AM&N consistently until y'all got ran from the SWAC decades ago. Pete Richardson, who outlasted about 30 other SWAC coaches in his career, will be our second.
Response: Did y'all ever have a legendary coach or all y'all ready to make Mo' "One winning season" Forte y'all's savior?
Q. Who is the legendary SUcks NFL MVP?
A. Southern has never had an NFL MVP, but I'm pretty darned sure Pee-in-the-cup Bluff never had one either. Besides with Hall of Famer Mel Blount and future H of F member Aeneas Williams counted amongst our ranks ..no one needs to worry about L.C. Greenwood or anyone with the last name Wesley.
Response: What has y'all contribution ever been to the NFL? or the SWAC for that matter?
Q. What movie is made after SUcks?
A. Um, after Southern what? No movies have been based on events at Southern, but events like the BR Bus Boycott that preceded Montgomery's and the killing of two SU students in 72 have been in documentaries.
Response: Who would do a movie on/in/around Pissy Bluff? What would the movie be about? The different types of paper the mill produces or that god-awful stench that surrounds the town.
Q. What commercial(s)/movie has SUcks band been in?
A. Southern's been in local commericals, a few Super Bowls, a couple inaugurations.
Response: What commericials/movies have UAPB band been in besides ya "boy" that twirls the baton?
Q. Outside of BR, what store sells SUcks gear?
A. You can get SU gear in Miami, Houston and other large cities for a fact.
Response: Where else can you get UAPB gear from..other from the campus bookstore and the one UAPB cap at Top Choice on Hardi..oops that was a Bama State cap.
Well M.L. Carr, I mean DaSperm...i hope i answered your questions....feel free to retort