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Makaho Bedrock
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1. You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand
7. You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
8. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
9. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
10. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
11. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. Because the right people haven't been in charge.
12. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
13. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
14. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
15. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by Communist China is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
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2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand
7. You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
8. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
9. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
10. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
11. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. Because the right people haven't been in charge.
12. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
13. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
14. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
15. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by Communist China is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
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