#1 Reason GetReady Was Replaced As Leader of The Mafia


MightyDog

Well-Known Member
Each year GetReady take a vacation to the Hawaiian Islands.
We as members of the SWACPage immediately think that GetReady is laying in the Sun, drinking fresh pineapple juice/rum, eating roast pig and dancing.

While GetReady is vacationing in Hawaii, the rest of the JSU Mafia travel back to Jackson on vacation to meet with the likes of Robber, Dirty, JST, TP, Battle Cat and the rest of the Mafia to feast on Stampburgers, french fries w/Bar B Que Sauce and Spam

I was watching the travel channel a few nights ago and learned that SPAM, is the number one meat in Hawaii. I was shocked because, I was led to believe fish was the #1 food in Hawaii.

I immediately placed a call to J State Tiger to find out what he knew about GetReady reason for not attending the annual retreat in Jackson. J-State Tiger immediately starting defending GetReady, because he knows that when the Editor-In-Chief call the situation is worst than the band fan exposing SU.

After getting J-State Tiger to calm down. I preceeded to tell him that while they were in Jackson having their annual feast, GetReady had not been completely honest with them. I explain that his annual trip to Hawaii was to enjoy all the Spam he could eat in two weeks. I asked J-State Tiger, if he noticed anything different about GetReady during the tailgates. J-State Tiger hesitated for a moment. Then he said, we have noticed that GR, always cook and eat Turkey legs and sausages, but stay away from the Spam.

I said to J-State Tiger, the reason that he does not eat Spam at the tailgates is that he has consumed about 4 to 5 cases of Spam during his two weeks in Hawaii. JST promised he would take care of GetReady for misleading his followers as the leader of the JSU Mafia.

We were informed by J-State Tiger that GetReady has been replaced as the leader of the JSU Mafia.

I am extremely disappointed in Battle Cat trying to join the Jag Nation.
 
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