Martha Stewart to be on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

[The Founder]

I would tap that powder!!!!!! She would be a nice sugar momma for me.

Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover | CNN

Martha Stewart is among the cover models for the 2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

www.cnn.com

 

[Kendrick]

 

[The Founder]

Old women got that bank!!!! I’m trying to secure the bag!!!! LMAO!!!!!

 

[Kendrick]

Old women got that bank!!!! I’m trying to secure the bag!!!! LMAO!!!!!

I'd believe you'd fuck a corpse at this point.

 

[CEE DOG]

I'd rather see Lizzo butt naked with her legs spread open then Martha dried up Stewart in a bikini

 

[The Founder]

I'd believe you'd fuck a corpse at this point.

Man I draw the line right there

 

[The Founder]

I'd rather see Lizzo butt naked with her legs spread open then Martha dried up Stewart in a bikini

Man ain’t nothing wrong with Big Lizzo…

 

[buckwheat1911]

I'd believe you'd fuck a corpse at this point.

I believe he would also lol.

 

[Blacknbengal]

I believe he would also lol.

Especially if she has pretty toes

 

[The Founder]

Mannnn fugg y’all!!!! LMAO!!!!

 

[The Founder]

Real talk…there is a mortician in Homer who got caught taking pictures of this deceased ladies vagina. He reasoning was he always wanted to holla at her.

Sick bastard. At least my freaky ass has morals.