Fine Hood/Ghetto Chicks....


JAG89 said:
And you believed their story that your boy stole something from them. What they didn't tell you, they made up that story in order to get $500 from you. I bet Marion Barry himself taught them that little con game. LOL!!! And what's even worse, your boy might have been the one who planned the whole thing at first. LMAO!!! You need to watch that movie scene again in 'White Man Can't Jump' when Sidney Deane and his boyz hustled Billy Hoyle and they were all at Sidney's apartment chilling after hustling Billy. This is why those other folks are so hell bent on the gentrification of DC.
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Lol. didn't want to say it but it was the bruhz man and yeah, he stole it. He didn't admit it until 3 years later but man, when they told me what happened, I knew it was true.
 
JAG89 said:
Why should I be mad at you for promoting safe sex? I too promote safe sex, but just in a different way. Condom or no condom, just tell them mofos to stop dicking these hoodrats PERIOD. They should at least wait until they can find out if a female is at least straight in the head. And they should encourage women that they are about have a sexual encounter with to do a STD/AIDS test together. If she refuses, it's best to move on. It's just as simple as that. By the way, condoms can't stop crabs from tearing your azz up. Just from reading your posts on here, I'm sure you probably ate a few crabs before and not at Red Lobster. LMAO!!!
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DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!
 



CEE DOG said:
Hood chicks are the best, well when you're young. Lol First of all they are loyal. They know how to please a man like no other. They have sex with you and give you that puddin like no other. They let a man be a man. Long strokes, short strokes. They let you hang them off the bed, lick it standing against the wall. Hit it over the chair in the window downtown over looking the scenery while holding their hair wrapped around your hands. They cook for you, clean for you, and suck it off all from before noon on a Saturday morning and then let you take a nap without complaining or waking you up. When you wake up from the nap she fixes you a good sandwich then proceeds to let you bang her internal organs out until you ware yourself out as she strokes your back gently with her well manicured nails moaning telling you it's yours daddy. This is your puddin daddy, get it baby. Bust in it daddy. Yes daddy, yes daddy. Oh daddy you let out a gallon..... What more can a man ask for? Just make sure you leave the light bill money and a few extra dollars for gas on the table when you leave to go home.
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Don't let Cee fool y'all. He testing out material for his smut novel...........LOL
 
jsupop33 said:
Lol. didn't want to say it but it was the bruhz man and yeah, he stole it. He didn't admit it until 3 years later but man, when they told me what happened, I knew it was true.
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I guess you know now that there are many thuggish BRUHZ that are not to be trusted. Damn near every chapter I've been in, some brother have stolen money from the chapter. A serving Basileus in my home chapter in California used chapter's funds to gamble with in Las Vegas. The BRUHZ CLAIMED they didn't know he had a gambling problem until then.
 
JAG89 said:
I guess you know now that there are many thuggish BRUHZ that are not to be trusted. Damn near every chapter I've been in, some brother have stolen money from the chapter. A serving Basileus in my home chapter in California used chapter's funds to gamble with in Las Vegas. The BRUHZ CLAIMED they didn't know he had a gambling problem until then.
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man, its a funny story now that a lot of us joke about but man, when I opened that door, I was sked man.
 
CEE DOG said:
Hood chicks are the best, well when you're young. Lol First of all they are loyal. They know how to please a man like no other. They have sex with you and give you that puddin like no other. They let a man be a man. Long strokes, short strokes. They let you hang them off the bed, lick it standing against the wall. Hit it over the chair in the window downtown over looking the scenery while holding their hair wrapped around your hands. They cook for you, clean for you, and suck it off all from before noon on a Saturday morning and then let you take a nap without complaining or waking you up. When you wake up from the nap she fixes you a good sandwich then proceeds to let you bang her internal organs out until you ware yourself out as she strokes your back gently with her well manicured nails moaning telling you it's yours daddy. This is your puddin daddy, get it baby. Bust in it daddy. Yes daddy, yes daddy. Oh daddy you let out a gallon..... What more can a man ask for? Just make sure you leave the light bill money and a few extra dollars for gas on the table when you leave to go home.
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I approve everything said here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
 
jsupop33 said:
Lol. didn't want to say it but it was the bruhz man and yeah, he stole it. He didn't admit it until 3 years later but man, when they told me what happened, I knew it was true.
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Man...LOL....

I used to date this one chick. She was educated but hood. Now they do the most!!!! She quit he engineering gig at a phone company to be a beautician. Well she would always invite me to these hood spots. I would sit at the bar, smoke a cigar and drink scotch. I turned on 4 or 5 of my boys on to her girls. Well now she is one of Beyounce's hair dressers and works on movie sets on the East coast. If my wife ever divorced me I would go straight to her.
 
jsupop33 said:
man, its a funny story now that a lot of us joke about but man, when I opened that door, I was sked man.
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Who wouldn't be scared if you open the door and there's a bunch of funky looking hood dudes with guns staring at you??? I bet now you are very cautious on how you open your door. LMAO!!! I remember some brother in Los Angeles decided to wear his colors in the hood in Los Angeles. What the brother didn't realized, the Grape Street Crips in Watts wear the same royal purple. That Brother claimed he had never been so scared in his life. He said he damn near stripped naked for those fools.

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The Founder said:
Man...LOL....

I used to date this one chick. She was educated but hood. Now they do the most!!!! She quit he engineering gig at a phone company to be a beautician. Well she would always invite me to these hood spots. I would sit at the bar, smoke a cigar and drink scotch. I turned on 4 or 5 of my boys on to her girls. Well now she is one of Beyounce's hair dressers and works on movie sets on the East coast. If my wife ever divorced me I would go straight to her.
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Don't do it brother. She probably worse now.
 
jsupop33 said:
@The Founder in my single DC days before I got back with now wife, I was running with this chick from the Trinidad neighborhood. Man, life was gravy. One of my boyz stole her girl phone night though while I wasn't there. They thought he was hiding out at my crib. They showed up at my crib at 3 am asking questions with a few of cousins. I ended up giving them chicks $500 for a new phone that night. The only thing that saved me from being robbed that night was the fact that I had kicked with one of the cousins at a cookout. I learned a valuable lesson that night.
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What lesson was that?
 
  • The key is you gotta get the ones with good hygiene. Lol Give them a bath and add some bleach to the water with a lil vinegar. Lol

  • JAG89 said:
    Why should I be mad at you for promoting safe sex? I too promote safe sex, but just in a different way. Condom or no condom, just tell them mofos to stop dicking these hoodrats PERIOD. They should at least wait until they can find out if a female is at least straight in the head. And they should encourage women that they are about have a sexual encounter with to do a STD/AIDS test together. If she refuses, it's best to move on. It's just as simple as that. By the way, condoms can't stop crabs from tearing your azz up. Just from reading your posts on here, I'm sure you probably ate a few crabs before and not at Red Lobster. LMAO!!!
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jsupop33 said:
That I wasn't about that life and that I shouldn't be with someone who was about that life. I actually got back with my girl and got engage not too long after.
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LOL!!!!

Pops you should have seen my face when I saw ole girl mace the white chick. She was cool to make sure the white chick swung first. All I could think about was that chick picking her stuff up off the ground and walking home.
 



Y'all killing me on this post, this is the best non picture post on the board, plese leave it open so I can keep enjoying the stories LMAO
 
CEE DOG said:
Aye don't be mad at me because I promote safe sex. Lol Black men do need to wear condoms. I just keep it real. Many black men refuse to wear condoms. I hear it in the barber shop, family, friends and from other associates who like raw dicking women. There is a reason we as black people have the highest HIV positive community and we all need to encourage our black men to wear condoms.
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Those hood chicks will get you killed. lol I was kicking it with this ghetto broad from Cleveland one time. She was in Huntsville staying for a few months. You know the type you buy a little weed, get a six pack and you gravy. lol Turns out she was sticky fingers type chick. She stayed in some apartments down the street from me. She was also messing with this thugs from North Huntsville selling dope. One day she called me needing a place to stay. At first I was like kool, then when I went by her crib to pick her up I noticed her door was kicked in and about five dudes standing outside with gold teeth looking crazy. I kept driving and never looked back. I hope she made it out. lol I heard she cuffed some of their dope and tried to sell it. I wasn't gonna get shot over no dope. lol
 
CEE DOG said:
Those hood chicks will get you killed. lol I was kicking it with this ghetto broad from Cleveland one time. She was in Huntsville staying for a few months. You know the type you buy a little weed, get a six pack and you gravy. lol Turns out she was sticky fingers type chick. She stayed in some apartments down the street from me. She was also messing with this thugs from North Huntsville selling dope. One day she called me needing a place to stay. At first I was like kool, then when I went by her crib to pick her up I noticed her door was kicked in and about five dudes standing outside with gold teeth looking crazy. I kept driving and never looked back. I hope she made it out. lol I heard she cuffed some of their dope and tried to sell it. I wasn't gonna get shot over no dope. lol
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LMAO!!!!
 
Y'all bringing back memories I had deposited in "file 13". When I first started gigging the guitar player and myself were dating these sisters from Baytown. Their brothers were the bad asses of Baytown. Our bass player was messing with one of their friends...as it turned out the girl was hooking in Houston so we told the bass player. He dumped her and the chick got pissed and told people that our group was going around saying the family of the girls the guitar player and I were dating stole their clothes. One brother who never went to clubs was at the club we were playing that night...I was like man it's going to be some stuff tonight H***** is here. Little did I know we were the target of his wrath. When we finished I was on the floor in front of the band stand breaking down the sound equipment when H***** came in and stood in front of the band stand and pointed at the group..."All you motherfuckers...I'm going to kick all of y'all asses". I was standing next to one brother who I was suppose to be cool with and he just said don't say nothing. Mind you, no one in our group was over 21 and a couple of us were in our teens. Well, the vocalist of our group lived in Baytown and he called the police. We got a police escort out of town. They would only escort us to the city limits. The fellows did not follow us when they saw the police escort.

We had to play the same club the next night. Everybody in the group came back packing....except me and the guitar player (we had nothing to pack). Fortunately the mess was sorted out that night and we had no problems after that. The drummer we had that night was sitting in for our regular drummer...he was like what the hell y'all got me into?

Stay away from the hoodies...........and I don't mean the kind you wear.
 
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