"TSPN University" - if TSPN was an actual university, this is how I'd see it lol


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See dats why I aint neva eva eva eva mess wit no gul from Eunice and Mamou.

Especially this one gul from Mamou I met from Youth Encampment. :lol:


You betta tell 'em Jax. When my moma sent me off to TSPN-U a "version" she intended for me to stay that way. She was one of them smart hoodoo women too. She sprankled some ish on me and made me drank dat bitter tea 'fo I left so as to ward off some otha nukka's ish that might have ME all effed up (like what JG talkin' bout). So you see P~, you'on wanna mess with dis here freshman football cheerleader.

And what kinda backwards ish is that anyway? Football cheerleaders but no football team? WTH? :confused:
 
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GOTT DAMN!!!!! Forgot about my boys MH and MAC 'nem. :emlaugh:

MACBFAC: he's the campus photographer but he be photographing some shit he ain't got no damned business. :emlaugh: He done used campus equipment up on womenfolx and menfolx tell'n 'em that he gone feature dem in the campus literature for recruiting purposes and then he durn't mastered PhotoShop and now he puttin' folx faces up on other folx bodies and such. :lol:

MH: He's the youngster lol who tells you he's 19 but he be lookin' like Oden of the Portland Trailblazers. I'm talking full beard, 401K, moustache, pension fund, etc etc. Could've sworn he went to school w/ my momma' back @ "TSPN University" but I'm not certain. :confused: MH is ALSO that same young'in who can be seen @ football games in 20 degree below zero temp w/ no shirt on, some mens lol daisey dukes :confused: :shame:, and a lucky cap w/ the letters "OB" written across his chest. That stands for "TSPN University Olive Branchers" where our motto is....<b>peace first, cussin' and den tryna' whoop your ass second!</b>. :D Speaking of, where's Sarge? Y'all seen't him? :uhoh:

:uzi: =======> :what: *RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! HE GOT A GUNNNNNNNN!!!!! :what:* :uzi:
 
You betta tell 'em Jax. When my moma sent my off to TSPN-U a "version" she intended for me to stay that way. She was one of them smart hoodoo women too. She sprankled some ish on me and made me drank dat bitter tea 'fo I left so as to ward off some otha nukka's ish that might have ME all effed up (like what JG talkin' bout). So you see P~, you'on wanna mess with dis here freshman football cheerleader.

And what kinda backwards ish is that anyway? Football cheerleaders but no football team? WTH? :confused:

Well.... *sucking air through teeth*.... look who done walked back into the cafeteria. lol

Our resident freshman cheerleader cheering for a football team that we DO NOT have. Now, why would she do this? :confused: Because she's a CRAB and a FRESHMAN... which actually means, "fresh meat." :D

You keep doing them high kicks in that cheerleader outfit and something bad gonna' happen all up on you gul. It's bad enough jugga' is molesting you everytime he puts you in the air on one leg. :bday:

<img src="http://cheerwiz.com/picpic165.jpg">

We, the menfolk of "TSPN University," got something that can cure you from raising that one leg up yonda' like that. :D :sperm: :read: :uhoh: lol
 
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GOTT DAMN!!!!! Forgot about my boys MH and MAC 'nem. :emlaugh:

MACBFAC: he's the campus photographer but he be photographing some shit he ain't got no damned business. :emlaugh: He done used campus equipment up on womenfolx and menfolx tell'n 'em that he gone feature dem in the campus literature for recruiting purposes and then he durn't mastered PhotoShop and now he puttin' folx faces up on other folx bodies and such. :lol:

MH: He's the youngster lol who tells you he's 19 but he be lookin' like Oden of the Portland Trailblazers. I'm talking full beard, 401K, moustache, pension fund, etc etc. Could've sworn he went to school w/ my momma' back @ "TSPN University" but I'm not certain. :confused: MH is ALSO that same young'in who can be seen @ football games in 20 degree below zero temp w/ no shirt on, some mens lol daisey dukes :confused: :shame:, and a lucky cap w/ the letters "OB" written across his chest. That stands for "TSPN University Olive Branchers" where our motto is....<b>peace first, cussin' and den tryna' whoop your ass second!</b>. :D Speaking of, where's Sarge? Y'all seen't him? :uhoh:

:uzi: =======> :what: *RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! HE GOT A GUNNNNNNNN!!!!! :what:* :uzi:
Dayum you must been scanning my computer lol!!!!
MH looking like Oden oh fugg naw:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
MACBFAC: he's the campus photographer but he be photographing some shit he ain't got no damned business. :emlaugh: He done used campus equipment up on womenfolx and menfolx tell'n 'em that he gone feature dem in the campus literature for recruiting purposes and then he durn't mastered PhotoShop and now he puttin' folx faces up on other folx bodies and such. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: OMG!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
 
Well.... *sucking air through teeth*.... look who done walked back into the cafeteria. lol

Our resident freshman cheerleader cheering for a football team that we DO NOT have. Now, why would she do this? :confused: Because she's a CRAB and a FRESHMAN... which actually means, "fresh meat." :D

You keep doing them high kicks in that cheerleader outfit and something bad gonna' happen all up on you gul. It's bad enough jugga' is molesting you everytime he puts you in the air on one leg. :bday:

<img src="http://cheerwiz.com/picpic165.jpg">

We, the menfolk of "TSPN University," got something that can cure you from raising that one leg up yonda' like that. :D :sperm: :read: :uhoh: lol

Look, now you gone have to get some continuity up in this batch. 1st you say we ain't got no football team which would indicate no football games and then you turn around and say MH be at them sh its in 20 degree weather. So now, which is it??? Is we got a damn team or not? And don't you worry 'bout what me and jugga got going on. We have a lil 'greement. I let him play 1 fanga monty once every semester and he helps me sprankle my poshun on you unsuspecting fools. That's why you walking around campus with a girl who you THINK looks like Halle Berry's twin sister, talkin' bout "dis my nubian princess" but in actuality she look like Barry Gordy and got a body like a box of corn flakes...
 
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LOL. Refresh your browser brah. lol I ain't forgot them. It's just that "TSPN University" ain't got no track talent! :shame:



THAT's it Black! :bowdown:

We need a campus ho. Who that gonna' be? Any volunteers <b>before I start on Act II, Scene III of "TSPN University?"</b> :D

I will have you to know that I was killing them in the 4X1, 4X2, and 4X4 in middle school...Thank you!!!! :lol:
 
Look, now you gone have to get some continuity up in this batch. 1st you say we ain't got no football team which would indicate not football games and then you turn around and say MH be at them sh its in 20 degree weather. So now, which is it??? Is we got a damn team or not? And don't you worry 'bout what me and jugga got going on. We have a lil 'greement. I let him play 1 fanga monty once every semester and he helps me sprankle my poshun on you unsuspecting fools. That's why you walking around campus with a girl who you THINK looks like Halle Berry's twin sister, talkin' bout "dis my nubian princess" but in actuality she look like Barry Gordy and got a body like a box of corn flakes...

:noidea:What agreement? Time to renegotiate the terms of this hear agreement:lecture:. I am not getting my just desserts out of this:whine:
 
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:noidea:What agreement? Time to renegotiate the terms of this hear agreement:lecture:. I am not getting my just desserts out of this:whine:

Aight, damn. Come by the room later on and we'll "talk" about the terms...

:bowdown:

See? This is how shit be going down @ "TSPN University" folx! :bowdown: See here!?

Jugga and DGA93 finna' get some EXTRA "practice" in before the big game! Howsinever, I'm still tryna' figure this out (cheerleading squad lol) and also why MightyHornet is running about campus in some mens daisey dukes, no shirt on w/ the words "OB" painted about his chest lol, and a "lucky" cap talking about <b>"we on that azz....."</b> :confused:
<img src="http://www.nba.com/media/act_greg_oden.jpg">
<b>"we on that azz....."</b> :confused:

We ain't GOT no damned football team! :confused:

carmel_diva, your damage has already been done babey. You came to "TSPN University" as a "valley-girl" and now "TSPN University" done gangsta'domed you. lol
 
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This is some funny stuff!!! I got to finish reading this when I get home!!!!!!

Duh Panther88! :slap: :mad:

PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-adelphia!!!!! :bowdown:

Phil is our drunk assed asst band director. lol :emlaugh: Now, he cool... he hangs out w/ the youngers on campus because he too is a recent graduate of "TSPN University." :) Howsinever.... Phil got this ONE problem. :smh: He can't hear. :shame: One time, at a "practice" for a football game that we know will never happen, the band decided to play a trick on Phil. :smh: They PRETENDED like they were getting down playing and dancing and such.... but, they only had the instruments up to their mouths pretending to play. Phil was on the sidelines doing this-> :happydance: but there was no music. :shame:

They were ALSO pretending like they were singing the song <b><i>Purple Rain</i></b> as previously agreed upon and scripted... but in ALL actuality they were playing <i>No Limit Soldiers</i> by TRU while Phil was LOUDLY sanging by himself...<i>"Purrrrrrrple rain.... purple raaaaaaaain...... purple rain... purple rain......."</i> :bawling:

Po' Phil. :smh: Dance on brotha'... :smh: :happydance:
 
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Okay baby. I'll be waiting...

I gots to go call moma for that otha recipe...

By the way, I haven't seent my lucky drawers since the last time I was over there, and someone mentioned that they had seen you burying something in the backyard that looked like my boxer shorts..... uh yeah, I'm gone need those back.... Please
 
By the way, I haven't seent my lucky drawers since the last time I was over there, and someone mentioned that they had seen you burying something in the backyard that looked like my boxer shorts..... uh yeah, I'm gone need those back.... Please

:lmao:

Redd Foxx From Harlem Nights send help fast!
 
So what year we going back to Panth? :noidea: I'm posting me a little getting drunk, Top Flight:read: music. Wreck N Effect-New Jack Swing

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someone mentioned that they had seen you burying something in the backyard that looked like my boxer shorts..... uh yeah, I'm gone need those back.... Please

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By the way, I haven't seent my lucky drawers since the last time I was over there, and someone mentioned that they had seen you burying something in the backyard that looked like my boxer shorts..... uh yeah, I'm gone need those back.... Please

Oh... uh... naw... See what had happen was... uh.... you left dem drawz ova here and uh..... I was gonna wash 'em and give em back. But.... uh.... I spilt some milk on da flo, and uh.... I aint have no mop so I used them to clean the spilt milk up. Then the milk started smellin all foul on dem drawz so I just bur.., uh I mean I just threw dem sombatches away. So I'ma just buy you some new ones ok? (Since that's what freshmen do...)And whomeva that was what lied to you about me burying something in the backyard gone wake up with a little somethin' extra in THEY drawz...
 
So what year we going back to Panth? :noidea: I'm posting me a little getting drunk, Top Flight:read: music. Wreck N Effect-New Jack Swing

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LOL@Top Flite. :emlaugh: Well hell. :lol:
 
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