Joke for today


Croft84

Well-Known Member
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in

An animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

Attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the

Following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more! .

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"

She retorted indignantly.

"In this country. We don't speak aloud in Public places

About our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda

How to spell 'Mississippi'."

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
 
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