You know it is time to take a break WHEN,


MsJag4Jag

MsJag4Jag

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1. You fall asleep while waiting on a red light...

2. You write out a bill, put it in the mail only to receive it back to your own address because you've addressed it to yourself.

3. You write out a check for the bill, put the bill in the mail, drop it at the post office, only to realize the check is STILL in your check book!


Uhhh, it is time to take a BREAK!</b></font>
 
When you let a gainfully employed brother BORROW your lawnmower for the 4th time and he lives across the street from Lowe's.
 

I feel you J4J... LOL

BW, go buy your own dayum lawnmower.

Ain't nothing wrong w/ walking across the street to Lowes and pushing it back to your yard. LOL Tell Lowes to fill it up w/ gas and oil so that you can immediately get to work. :emlaugh:

LOL

Pi, errrr, Panthro!
 
I've done the red light thing several times.........

It's time to take a break when you're about to pull out your version of "Crouching Tiger" and "Drunk Monkey" on the next person you see.

When you go to the store specifically for an item (it's the only one written down) and you come home with a bunch of other junk, and not the original item.



I could list stuff for days.......

:D
 
ugh, all yall STFU

cuz I DGAF about none of dis hea yall talkin' 'bout.:p


Ebonics send help quick!!!!!!!!:xeye:
 
You are driving along and realize that you forgot where you were going.


You wake up and realize that you were driving; this is not a dream! :rolleyes:
 
Re: I've done the red light thing several times.........

Originally posted by phatback

When you go to the store specifically for an item (it's the only one written down)
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phat,
It may be time for a break when you're going to the store for only one item and you have to write it down.
:D
 
look at Dtown with the picture
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I apologize for all the laughing I did when you didn't know who Rudy was. Anybody could've made that mistake.
:D
 
I accept your apology

But, you can still :kiss: my pretty SU @ss.;):p:eek:






Originally posted by mighty hornet
look at Dtown with the picture
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I apologize for all the laughing I did when you didn't know who Rudy was. Anybody could've made that mistake.
:D
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LMAO !!

Mighty Hornet,

I was doing a little sippin of some fine beverage (Crown) at the time. I had a rubber band on my wrist and everything, but when I got to the store, I ran into a sale on Coronas. The rest is history.


Dtown,

You sure do have some Gentleman Callers, don't you?? I sure hope they don't find out about us....

:eek: Oops, did I say that out loud ??

:D


Editor's Note: I know this is the Swacpage, but these are just jokes
 

Re: ROTF @ Mighty Horny

Originally posted by Dtown Jag
BTW, yall @sses don't need a break, you just gettin' old.:D ;) :p :rolleyes:
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And you'll be hitting what in a few days.......:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: ROTF @ Mighty Horny

Originally posted by Fiyah


And you'll be hitting what in a few days.......:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Now you STFU Fiyah....I'm fully aware of my age; thank you very much.:D ;) :p
 
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