Lewis
Peabody Warhorses
You can tell a lot about a person by how many posts they have.
Here's the breakdown
0-100 new jack, to soon to tell.<br><br>
100 - 300 has a real job and real work to do, they take a few minutes a day to drop in make a few posts.<br><br>
300 - 500 Has a real job and a life, but goofs off a lot. They are probably real good at clicking the little box to hide a window when their boss walks up. <br><br>
500 - 750 These people live for the SWACPAGE, if you ask them "Who are your best friends" they will answer with screen names from the SWACPAGE (mighty dog, Get Ready, Robber, etc) If they have a job, they don't do it, and will quit if thier internet connection is taken away. They consider a night out logging on the SWACPAGE and posting. If they post something about you and you don't respond in a few hours, the will accuse you of hiding or something. It never occurs to them you just might have a job that you have to get done.<Br><br>
750-1000 Probably unemployed, nothing to do all day but post and watch soaps, probably types during every commercial. At 3 p.m. the make sure they catch Jerry Springer, it puts them in right mood for the Smack board.<br><br>
1000+ Has a security job, guarding a locked gate. There is nothing there but the gate, a computer and a wire to the internet. They have nothing to do all day but jack off and post. Since the first thing only takes 1 minute (pratice makes you good) they have 7 hours and 59 minutes a day to do nothing but post. IF you post something about them, they will respond in less than 10 minutes. That's because they are watching the screen more than the gate. These people live for the smack board, and don't understand that it is just smack talk. They will judge your personality and you as a person based on some smack you posted. They will always think that they are smarter than you based on the fact that they have read more posts and posted more. The hilite of their year is winning a SWACPAGE award or have the most posts on the board.
Here's the breakdown
0-100 new jack, to soon to tell.<br><br>
100 - 300 has a real job and real work to do, they take a few minutes a day to drop in make a few posts.<br><br>
300 - 500 Has a real job and a life, but goofs off a lot. They are probably real good at clicking the little box to hide a window when their boss walks up. <br><br>
500 - 750 These people live for the SWACPAGE, if you ask them "Who are your best friends" they will answer with screen names from the SWACPAGE (mighty dog, Get Ready, Robber, etc) If they have a job, they don't do it, and will quit if thier internet connection is taken away. They consider a night out logging on the SWACPAGE and posting. If they post something about you and you don't respond in a few hours, the will accuse you of hiding or something. It never occurs to them you just might have a job that you have to get done.<Br><br>
750-1000 Probably unemployed, nothing to do all day but post and watch soaps, probably types during every commercial. At 3 p.m. the make sure they catch Jerry Springer, it puts them in right mood for the Smack board.<br><br>
1000+ Has a security job, guarding a locked gate. There is nothing there but the gate, a computer and a wire to the internet. They have nothing to do all day but jack off and post. Since the first thing only takes 1 minute (pratice makes you good) they have 7 hours and 59 minutes a day to do nothing but post. IF you post something about them, they will respond in less than 10 minutes. That's because they are watching the screen more than the gate. These people live for the smack board, and don't understand that it is just smack talk. They will judge your personality and you as a person based on some smack you posted. They will always think that they are smarter than you based on the fact that they have read more posts and posted more. The hilite of their year is winning a SWACPAGE award or have the most posts on the board.
