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MAXIMUS

In HIS name....
I did not create this....but this is very interesting....

ROMANCE MATH...
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC...
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH...
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

GENERAL EQUATIONS; STATISTICS...
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
a successful woman is one who can find such a man

HAPPINESS....
to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

MEMORY MATH...
any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE...
men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
women somehow deteriorate during the night

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE...
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does

[b}DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE... [/b]
a woman has the last word in any argument
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
 

UUUMMMMMMM ... HARDLY!!

Originally posted by MAXIMUS


APPEARANCE...
men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
women somehow deteriorate during the night
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The above statement is the single biggest piece of misinformation I have seen in the entire of 2001.
 
This is as true as when I first read it as it is reading it today.

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