Will SOG Football Season Start Off Like This?


MightyDog

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SOG is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-tat-tat-tat on the door. SOG rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

I'm not getting out of bed at this time, he
thinks and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take SOG long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there", slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"
"No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in Bed", says SOG to the man and slams the door.

SOG goes back up to bed and tells his wife what
happened and she says, SOG that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the
pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter
and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started
again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

But the guy was drunk!" says SOG.
It doesn't matter, says the wife. He needs our
help and it would be the right thing to help him. So SOG got out
of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a
voice cry out "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts:
"Where are you?"

And the stranger replies:
"I'm over here, on your swing."
 
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That old joke(not really) has been circulating on the internet for years. Next hing you know he will post the story of the candy bars??
 
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