Well it's a start...


"Mississippi Woman"
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Southern Jaguar fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Jaguar fans also.
Not really knowing what a Jaguar fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Joe has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.

"Because I am not a Jaguar fan"

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?

"Why I'm a proud Jackson State Tiger fan," boasts Joe.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Joe why he is a Tiger fan

"Well, my mom and dad are Tiger fans, so I'm a Tiger fan also."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Joe, "I'd be a Jaguar fan."


"Mississippi Woman"
Heeeeyyy, I thought SexyAss said the mafia will be my friends??? You're going to bust me out in front of everyone. You could have PMed me to tell me that this was a rerun. sheeesh...Dammnit SexyAss!


The Phat Mack
Hey Blu..

Didn't I tell you to take your arse back to small talk!!

You can't smack...and reproducing old jokes is not smack!
Only Might Dog can tell jokes over here. That is why he is #2. Just go home aka small talk!

See Mafia...this is all your fault! Who is her sponsor anyway?