Top 10 Reasons Trick/Treating is Better than Sex

[Warndalyn]

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person that gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize that you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 to 10 months.

4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the #1 reason why Trick or Treating is better than sex is.........

<font size=5>1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.</font>





Happy Halloween!!!!!!

 

[Blacknbengal]

Originally posted by Dtown Jag

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

MikeBiggs, you may have to move to Halloweenville.

 

[MikeBigg]

Downtown, can I ring your bell?

Bean...stfu, grown people are posting!

 

[Warndalyn]

Originally posted by MikeBigg
Downtown, can I ring your bell?

Come on wit it....I hope you can handle what you get.

 

[XHALE9802]

i like................

Originally posted by Dtown Jag




4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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